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C-4
         

Central Command / The Curator

C-4
“Err:insufficient context, detail: interview room. Suggest: G-office meetingarea small, F-office meetingarea small, N-pastoralarea small, X-biohaz_no meetingarea small, ERR-class interrogationarea?” — Response relayed by a C-ontroller when C-4 was asked about an interview.

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  • Strength-2
  • Intelligence-10
  • Charisma-1
  • Endurance-5
  • Agility-3
  • Luck-0

Age: Unknown
Size: 5'7 ft tall
Species: Notail

Job: Notail leader of the C-class
Likes: Work, privacy
Dislikes: Nothing
Notable contributions: The C-4 is the leader of all C-class notails, and handles the archive of building regulations.

Traits
[Individualism] Neutral trait
This character doesn’t need others to function and doesn’t lose morale or sanity when alone. They are self sustainable but may be prone to staying away from groups.
[Efficient] Positive trait
This character is commonly hard-working and is unlikely to fail most of their tasks. This character is also careful with their work and makes less mistakes than most.
[Multitasker] Positive trait
This character is able to handle doing multiple tasks at the same time, and remembering exact instructions for them. Characters with this trait will generally prefer to handle multiple things at once.
[Never Panics] Positive trait
When situations come at this character, they remain calm and collected. They are able to think clearly in nearly all situations.
[Mute by choice] Negative trait
This character is mute by their own choice, whatever it may be. This presumably means the character is able to talk if they wanted to but doesn’t want to.
[Can't Lie] Negative trait
This character just can not tell a lie, even if it's a white lie, or would be detrimental to tell the truth. If they are ever forced to lie against their will, they will take a large sanity hit, and may continue to worry about it until the truth comes out.
[Boring] Negative trait
This character is just boring to be honest. Nothing to see here.
[Loyal] Negative trait
Wait, isn't this supposed to be a blue trait?


Original Creator: Schazer


Physical Description

C-4 is described in their official class leader profile as a notail of average height and build, sporting short shaggy hair and forward-facing antennae each bent twice at a right angle. Their mask is the face of an ant. Other than a capelike poncho with their name embroidered on the collar, C-4 wears nondescript, standard-issue notail clothing.

Personality & Traits

C-4 could not be reached for comment, but interviews collated from various C-ontrollers, C-4's superior O-9, and other class leaders reveals C-4 as an exceptionally private person whose main interest is their work. Over half of the C-ontrollers interviewed for this article used the word "boring" to describe C-4, who seems to work around the clock and will only leave their office when attending class leader meetings.

As the C-class leader, they coordinate with K-classes who ensure the creative architectural work of C-ontrollers is kept in check by the physical limits and properties of construction materials. A dedicated team of K-classes conducts materials testing in a range of environments, as well as market research into ideal building layouts and sizes for work and living. As the new data is being constantly generated, C-4 is kept quite busy collating and relaying all of this info as needed to C-ontrollers.

It is presumed they C-4 enjoys this rather mind-numbing work, as at no point in their centuries-long tenure have they felt the need to step down as leader.

History

C-4's life and work prior to their promotion is barely documented, primarily due to the extraordinary duration they have remained as the C-class leader. Some non-notail historical commentators of pre-space age Eukaryotic society have found evidence of the C-4 position being rapidly usurped by a series of C-ontrollers. This is primarily seen in the "waves" of architectural trends on Eukaryote deemed in vogue by the C-4 of the time, who exercised creative oversight over all their fellow architects.

The current C-4's promotion seemed to stabilize the competitiveness and infighting among the C-ontrollers, as C-4 adopted more of a supporting role and allowed individual C-ontrollers far more free reign in their architectural designs, provided all building regulations were followed.

As a class leader, C-4 is constantly cloned and replaced upon death, and will continue to do so unless someone is able to outperform them for the position.

Special

None.

Trivia

• C-4's vital statistics, while seemingly incongruous with the vigorous requirements normally expected of notail class leaders, have been verified as correct by the notail government who released them to the Cosmosdex.

• C-4's capture creature is a twachi. C-4 is clearly quite attached to this creature, as its silhouette is visible behind almost all of the official depictions of the C-class leader.

• Due to C-4 themself being unavailable for comment, the contents of this article have been assembled to the best of the author's ability from C-4's coworkers and official statements from the notail government. If anyone is able to share more detailed information about this individual, please contact tipline@cosmosdex.com . Anonymity of contributors will be respected where appropriate.

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