Art by, Artem1s
Age: Unknown / Appears 25 years
Height: 5'3 ft
Job: Notail Leader of the H-class and J-class
Likes: Relaxing, Meditating, Hating the gods, Taking notes, O-10, O-9
Dislikes: Birds, The gods, Randomly hates things for no reason and that's horrifying
Notable contributions: O-2 is the leader of the H-erbalist and J-udicial class. O-2 controls the press, but never uses this power except for his own means. O-2 is the second in command for the O-classes and makes sure all the O-classes are doing their jobs correctly. If not, well, he'll handle it.
Original Creator: Gimeurcookie
Why do people care about their physical appearance? It seems to be such a simple question, but the answer is as deep as the seas. To feel alive. It is to feel alive, to be seen. Clothes are unneeded for those who do not live.
"I am alive." Says the tiger who spends hours grooming himself to perfection. "I am alive, please look at me be alive."
"I am alive." Says the donkey who wears colors even she cannot view. "I am alive. Please look at me be alive. It is so important to me."
"I exist. Barely." Says the notail who randomly grabs a shirt. "I exist today, and one day I will not."
We will all not exist in physical forms one day. That is the outcome of every life. Those who spend their time working on their appearance are scared of the day their existence runs out, a simple fear, one overtaking many as the waves overtake a ship.
These people who live in fear are the majority out in space. So I grab my shirt. One with colors and patterns that sooth their fears. They look at themselves. Alive. Then they look at me and my bright clothes while speaking.
"I am alive! You are alive! It is so important that we are alive!"
I nod my head then for their comfort, but now I shake it in the privacy of my mind.
"If I had the chance, I would wear no clothes and walk bare in this realm called existence, so when those who are live look upon me they quickly gaze down and away from my nude body To them, without clothes I do not exist, they do not want me to exist, and to me, that would be perfection.
"I do not exist." says me. "I do not exist. Leave me alone. It is not a big deal. :D"
Why would someone who cares about life, care about me, one who is not here? Who does not wish to exist in this horrifying existence but is grounded in this universe as some sort of fool's joke once a year. I wish to marvel at life attempting to preserve no matter everything tossed at it. No matter that the end will always be the same.
However, at no point have I asked to be here. At no point have I begged to be anything but a viewer. At no point did I want to suffer with you all.
In a universe of suffering, many attempt their best to be upstanding citizens and remove as much suffering as possible from the pool, but we have many naughty people who wish to do nothing but extend the suffering of the whole.
I don't forget wrongs done. I don't forget people who make everything harder for others. I don't forget those who wrong notails, and I especially do not forget those who wrong me.
Let's talk about those people. Let's talk about the enemies of the universe. It's time they got called out on their nasty behavior. Before we go over them, lets talk about those who have done well this year. TuT
High Chancellor of the Henshaw Treasury: I'm so glad the High Chancellor decided to change his thoughts on the notails after meeting up with O-6 to discuss Notail / Richife relations. You've made the right choice. :D
P-1224: P-1224 is a notail who knows what they want. They are not daunted by being born a P-class. Their dream is to make pizza, and they do just that despite their extreme allergic reactions to cheese, and tomatoes, and bread. :D
Talino: I would like to congratulate Talino for taking the correct steps to leave a situation that was not beneficial to them and then proceeding not to cause drama on the way out, and outside. Talino didn't post a 100 articles about subject matters that have been stated before. Talino didn't pretend they weren't apart of the problem and tossed their guilt on the nearest ex-friend. Talino did not stay in the system but stomp their as much as possible because it was "too inconvenient" for them to leave a place they hate. Talino did not attempt to start a riot on the streets or on a social media site. Talino just filled out their paperwork and left notail society like a reasonable person. Good on you Talino, please enjoy your freedom. :D
O-10: Always works towards the improvement of notail society and the universe as a whole. Ox is the second least corrupt notail in existence. She will still take bribes, but she will admit it, and even her brides always point to improvement. Ox is a good person. I love her. TuT
O-9: O-9 is the least corrupt notail I know. She has never committed evil, and all of her actions are for the good of others. As long as they are notails. Whenever I am feeling sick, she appears to take care of me. She even comes when I'm having a hangover. I love her. TuT
Hero: Wants to kill O-6 for his crimes unlike everyone else. Good luck Hero. You're going to need it. :D
Leyler Erdel: <==== This is a good queolchrost for siding with the notails. I have nothing else I want to write because I want to get to the good parts. :D
T-131313, the mailman: Should you meet T-131313, the unassuming notail who lurks at a local bookstore I warn you to keep a lookout. Why it was only one ten years ago that I encountered him and he stepped on my foot without saying sorry. I still remember that T-131313. This notail is a creep who will gladly collect items of yours to add to his "collection." Half eaten food, hair, and skin, yes, he is that kind of creep. Worst of all he is a stamp collector, who only collects stamps that have been used. I do not even need to mention he'll be "recycling" them as soon as he gets into his home. :D
X-99, the ex: Notails have standards X-99. Many species think we do not, but all of them are wrong. We have clear-cut rules. The bar may be set lower, but it still exists. X-99, what you did was disgusting. Irreversible, and unforgivable. Do you know how low the bar is set for X-classes? Offensively low, and yet you took out a shovel and willingly, no, excitedly went lower than that. Report yourself to the nearest F-class immediately, and you will be allowed to die alone on Prison planet with what you did kept under wraps. Refuse, and well, the F-classes won't lift a finger to save you from the mobs that will be breaking down your doors.
Alice, the necromancer: Alice, I am so sorry for the genocide the notails enacted against your creators, but it's time to let it go. This would not be what I usually tell others to do, after all, they have a right to be angry about what notails have done to their people, but I have noticed in your increasingly and numerous hostile articles about the notail species that you have made subtle hints at necromancy. Now I would never believe that such an upstanding AI such as yourself would ever commit such a crime.....but I have some logs, Alice. Some very revealing logs.
Let us play a little game, Alice. Maybe I am misreading these logs. Perhaps I am seeing things that aren't there? How about you contact me so we can have a joyful little conversation about this? Should you continue your little obsession on notails, I will drop these logs into a very public place. Accidentally of course. With all the good parts highlighted and underlined. Come on Alice. Talk to me. I just want to prove you're not a necromancy apologist is all.
P-464, the sloth: P-464 has committed a sin even genocidal E-classes would shy away from. He has brought life into a being, only to abuse it. While this being is just a robot, it is indication enough that P-464 has no qualms about abuse. He built a robot to sit on, then proceeded to use this robot until his legs could no longer operate by themselves and was confined to his robot. He gave it emotions only so it could suffer with him. Should you support any of P-464 popular applications, please notice that P-464 is coming out with a line of chair robots for those who happily indulge in crude slothlike behaviors like him. Will you be a supporter of even more abuse in this universe just because his applications are more convenient? Is that the level you are willing to go to? :D
K-131, the past lover: While most K-classes are studying the universe to improve it, K-131 has decided that the living do not matter and instead devoted themselves to the study of the long and dead. Why does K-131 do this? Oh, only because K-131 here is a notail regressor who wishes for us to head back to a time where we didn't have basic plumbing and would die if it got too cold possibly because they find the "good ole days" exciting. In fact, K-131 is fascinated with the ancient history of all species and hopes that one day all of them will regress. They actively hype up how "great the history is" to draw in new members into their blog cult.
Let it be known that this disgusting K-class also lacks common manners. In a casual conversation online K-131 corrected my "their" to "they're." Thanks for your correction K-131, now lets hope the people will correct you on your vile regressive attitude. In fact, you can contact K-131 at [INFO REMOVED FOR SAFETY.] :D
O-6, the.....everything: What can I say about O-6 that hasn't been said already? His rampant genocide of other species? Normal. His abuse of his understudy? Old news. How about we talk about the little-known facts? He has normalized the people to his disgusting actions, so I fear even these attempts will fail. But lets us talk about how he speaks lowly against those who pick to have natural borns. Let us then talk about how he then proceeds to willingly have natural born notails of his own with anyone who is willing to submit. How he raises these children under his wing to be his understudies but when they fail him-side note, everyone fails him-he kills them. Will murder of his kin finally cause you to break away from your fear of him and kill him once and for all?
The answer is no, because as long as he doesn't harm you it's not a problem. You disgust me. :D
O-7, the enabler: I once felt pity for O-7 and the abuse he is given by O-6. I once felt pity for O-7, and the way he must watch O-6 approve of genocide with no remorse. I once felt pity for O-7, until I realized that I can feel no pity for someone who sits at the wayside and watches atrocities with barely any attempts to stop them. Those who are abused, deserve pity. Those who sit and do nothing in the repeated abuse of others are enablers in the act and deserve nothing.
I once felt pity for O-7, but no one should pity a professional victim.
S-23, the leech: S-23 willingly caused an explosion to make up an excuse to leech off of the health care system and get a prosthetic limb that another notail or even alien could have gotten instead. Is a disgusting abuser of healthcare while working in it herself, and one of the reasons others must go through hoops to get their needs met when it should be freely given to those who require it. Another case of a corrupted person giving themselves coverage before those who need it more. Disgraceful. Unrelatedly, brought the last chocolate glazed donut before I could. TuT
Foofiora, the unprotected: Hello, newly retired ambassador for the mafleeca. Or should I say, "Ambaaassador?" Let us cut the jokes, much like the way you were willing to allow us to kidnap over 5,000 of your citizens for testing. See, the joke is that most of them were cut into, and considering the way mafleece do revenge you will be joining them soon. What were the words you used when you agreed to these kidnappings? "No one is going to care about them." Let us see if the statement you made 30 years ago holds water today. I even waited until you were retired so you would have no power to stop all those people who "would not care."
Oops. Was I not supposed to mention all of that? I can read your mind, Foofiora. "We agreed that no one would be told." Oh yes. I remember that. I also remember the part where you refused, or simply forgot to shake my hand when we first met. Manners matter, Foofiora. First impressions mean the world to me. :D
Alex, the vile: This Alex notail who works at Galaxy Burger (Home of the Galaxy Burger) is some sort of monster in hiding, a possible A-class even. She has disturbing habits not seen in many notails and an obsession with meat. Any notail with such a focus is a suspect for A-classhood nevermind that I have reports from sources I will not confirm, that this Alex is a fond member of a local stalker cult and has been spotted stealing possessions out of people's homes. Nevermind that despite these thefts she wears clothes covered in dried ketchup.
Now it is not right for me to judge what someone wears casually, but when it comes to those who are working in food service some sort of cleanliness is expected. I am sorry for all the fast food service workers who are underpaid and overworked but getting a burger with dried old ketchup flakes on it is very unappetizing.
@HootoffDPresses, a "journalist": @HootoffDPresses is a joke of a journalist who has attempted to "expose" me for manipulating the press into printing what I want instead of what is factual. The idea of this is hilarious to the highest degree because @HootoffDPresses conveniently has his own little stable of tweeps willing to consume and regurgitates anything he feeds them meaning he himself spreads fake news and calls out those who have done nothing wrong.
Oh, how funny it is that I even consider @HootoffDPresses a primary source. No, @HootoffDPresses gets his news from other sources, consumes that, and proceeds his assaults on the eyes he calls "a well-written article." I do not mean to stereotype tweeps, but they are all vomit enthusiasts like Hoots, who cannot bother to attempt critical thinking and latch on to whatever comes their way first. Should you be a reader of @HootoffDPresses' blog, well, I suppose you are either innocent and clueless or part of the problem.
J-7483, the judgemental: Over 15 years ago, J-7483 lied in a high profile case involving a friend and ten alien families who were torn apart by the actions of this friend. I waited 15 years J-7483. I thought the lie you used to protect your friend, the evidence you hid to get an innocent verdict, would eat at you and you would finally tell the truth. You know it would have been the right thing to do.
15 years I waited. 15 years those families had to live in pain. 15 years I wasted on you. I wanted you to do the right thing J-7483, but I see you will not. Check for the papers in the morning. The press has all the information they need for a retrial and a conviction, both of your friend, and you. :D
Notail control: As I have been implanted with the ability to communicate with notails from far distances by using other notails. As second in command though, I have more power. I am able to mentally control their every movement if he wanted to, and yet I do not.
With this I can summon a planet of notails to my location to ready for a fight, but instead I rather use this power on small groups of notails to get them to take a day off with me at the beach. I never used this power in my grounded state. I get the news out about those who have committed wrongs so fast because I have many friends in high places, not because I control them. When you finally wish to dish out the truth, people will be there to listen.
• On this month all my senses are heightened. I hate it. Things I loved to listen to sound too loud now. Things I used to enjoy eating taste extreme. People touching me annoys me. Even the smell of the sea, once sweet, now stings. How can anyone live in this universe? :D
• Fuck. :D
• O-2 is currently having his grounded month right now, known as "Shark month" due to the fact that his bird-like mask can be interpreted as a shark mask. Due to his "shark month," he has taken over this entry. Please come back next month when he is finished to read the actual entry.