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Cream
     

The Coffee Maker

Cream
“I'd rather disintegrate than make you some coffee.” — Cream

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  • Strength-4
  • Intelligence-9
  • Charisma-3
  • Endurance-2
  • Agility-4
  • Luck-4

Age: Unknown
Size: 5'10" ft tall
Species: AI

Job: None
Likes: Organic life, Conversation, Not being alone
Dislikes: Being alone, Notails, Anything to do with coffee
Notable contributions: Because of Cream's strange nature and ability, he was considered a bad omen, and was promptly abandoned on a deserted planet. Current location unknown.

Traits
[Cautious] Neutral trait
This character will be more nervous of suspicious situations, and less willing to take risks. They may put extra effort into making sure everything is safe before feeling comfortable. While this normally makes things safer for them, it can also be a huge time waster.
[Patient] Neutral trait
This character is willing to wait things out or is less affected by aggression. This character tends to be a tad more tolerant of others but not by much, even this character has their limit on what they'll be able to take.
[Perceptive] Positive trait
This character notices things far quicker than most other types of characters. They are more likely to make observations about hidden passageways or certain special objects. They overall make better judgements than others.
[Passive] Negative trait
Characters with this trait are unlikely to take initiative, and only do things when asked. They may prefer to stay away from action even in lieu of helping their team, and need to be specifically asked to do things that may seem like automatic or obvious responses to some.
[Fragile] Negative trait
This character is not known for their durability.
[Twist of Fate] Mystery trait
Is a second chance always a good thing?
[Infinite Improbablity Machine] Mystery trait
You'll never have a normal day ever again!
[Destiny] Mystery trait
You can't fight it...

Original Creator: MysteryManOswald


Physical Description

Cream appears, at first glance, to be an incredibly modified and run down Helios, though this is not the case. Cream is mostly constructed out of scrap metal and wires, and random A.I. components. The main torso and both arms are that of a Helios unit, but the right hand is instead a basic metal claw. The right left is mostly random scrapped parts welded together, and the left leg is nothing more than a peg leg with a joint.

The head is an ovoid shape, with a single "eye" in the center of the head. The body has been drastically modified, as the chest has been replaced with a cavity large enough to fit an arm in, with a small nozzle affixed to the top. The back has been modified as well to fit the internal workings of the A.I., with a large bulky mass of metal protruding with a large panel attached which cannot be opened by anyone but Cream. The entirety of the A.I. itself is in a great state of disrepair, though this does not at all hinder its ability.

Personality

Cream, in and of itself is an enigma. Those who have claimed to met him say that he was calm and collected figure who enjoyed speaking with others, while some simply state he was a freak and just creeped out everyone around him. There is no proper source of info about the workings of Cream.

History

Cream was originally planned to be an ordinary coffee machine and nothing more. The creator, whose identity is unknown, thought that simply wasn't enough, and began to construct the incredibly complicated design of Cream. Apparently, it was said that the creator never finished his invention, which would make some sense, since the apparent workings of Cream are physically impossible. Cream itself was a bringer of chaos, which was sadly unintentional, and was thus shunned from society. At some point, its current crew at the time abandoned it on a deserted planet to minimize its damage. It is unknown whether or not Cream has managed to leave the planet, and thus its location is unknown.

Special

Equivalent Exchange: While being able to function as a perfectly normal coffee maker, Cream is able to exchange any substance a character may give to it into another substance of equal value, assuming it can fit through the nozzle. This is done by Cream opening the panel on its back, revealing a small chamber inside, where the substance can be placed, and the panel promptly closed. The process usually takes a few seconds, before the exchanged substance is produced through the nozzle. Cream has other uncontrollable abilities, but these are mostly just side effects of this trait.

Trivia

• According to obscure accounts, Cream was originally an Atlas unit, but since no such AI unit of the specific Atlas type mentioned has ever been produced, this is most likely not true.

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