Physical Description

GeeOhOhBee is, for the most part, a fairly typical looking galooper. They have a whimsically shaped, squishy body composed chiefly of bright violet goo, though some parts are a cyan color. They have a nametag with the letters "G-OOB" stuck haphazardly to their chest, which needs to be replaced with some frequency due to not being made of corrosion resistant materials.

Their most notable feature though, is their head. Their head is shaped in some odd facsimile of a notail's head. They have gooey nubs on the side of their head representing ears, and a pair of floppy tendrils evocative of a notail's antenna. Their "hair" is sculpted in a somewhat unkempt looking manner.

Stuck on the center of their face is what appears to be a notail mask. It somewhat resembles a rabbit or a squirrel, with a notable "buck-tooth" ornamentation below the mouth, and what were probably two ears at some point. While heavily worn by corrosion, the mask on the whole has maintained intact.

Personality

Geeohohbee is, like most galoopers, very enthusiastic and friendly. Extremely friendly, even by galooper standards they're a particularly extroverted socialite. Nobody is left alone for long when Geeohohbee is around, whether they want her to be around or not, she will insert herself into their life and throw out their pickles.

They are a wild and untamed sort, who acts in accordance to their peculiar whimsy. This naturally, leads them into dangerous situations, both physically and socially, that they nevertheless have a habit of escaping unscathed from.

They have an odd fixation on notails. Nobody is certain if it is because they resemble a notail or vice versa, but they nevertheless are extremely taken with them regardless of their faults. Indeed they seem willfully ignorant of these faults, choosing instead to focus on their positives, which, in their manner, are not at all the positives most people would note about notails. Indeed they actually seem to have a rather odd impression of what notails actually are, which is rather inexplicable given how much time they spend with them.

"They're the facebys that keep the cosmos in a circular shape. =3", they replied when pressed on the issue, notably the most cogent of their replies to this question.

This fondness has led them to adopt some of the notails quirks and distinctive features. The most obvious is the mask they wear, which may-or-may-not be an actual notail mask. They also end many, though not all, of their sentences with an face, like notails. It is usually "=3" though they often forget, and indeed, often adopt the face of any notails that happen to be nearby.

History

A popular story that Geeohohbee likes to tell to people that meet her is that, "once upon a time" There was a notail, Geeohohbee doesn't remember what class they were -on those rare occasions that she remembers that that's an aspect of notail culture- but most presume it was likely either an X or G-class.

This notail, whom Geeohohbee gives a different name -When the Cosmosdex asked them it was "Dave"- was examining one of the numerous spawning pools on the planet. According to the usual telling, they were so enraptured by the multi-colored majesty of the spawning pools that they did not notice the iridescent sheen approaching them. An inksloop, jiggled and giggled sneakily towards the unawares notail, and with a singular deft motion, shoved them straight into the prime spawning pool.

At this point Geeohohbee, gets uncharacteristically grave, and usually trails off in the telling of the story. But they swiftly perk up again and finish the story with a energetic finale of how the notail, opened their nonexistent eyes to the world, "reborn" as a galooper, as them!

Regardless of the likelihood of this tale, it is certainly true that Geeohohbee was born, and apropos of seemingly nothing, chose to adopt a shape analogous to a notail. And seemingly for this reason, appointed herself as the "official ambassador to the faceboys." "Faceboys" being what many galoopers call notails.

This self-appointment went unopposed by the galooper congress who reportedly responded that it was a "super duper idea why didn't think of it before." and promptly gave Geeohohbee a ship with diplomatic plates. Where they acquired these things, no one knows, but the quelans on gishgallop insist they were stolen.

Geeohohbee's first assignment as "ambassador" involved a diplomatic meeting with the notail president. During which, she caused a "very rather minor political incident" when she responded rather poorly to the notail president's "traditional diplomatic headlock". Or more precisely she responded very well, too well, in fact, and reportedly almost killed the notail president, when she sought to reciprocate.

Special

None.

Trivia

• Geeohohbee once spent around a century in a pickel jar in O-4's fridge. O-4 neither remember's why she was in there or why she had a pickle jar for her to be in. "It's just one those things" noted pickle psychologist Cary Pickle reports "To have jars of pickles in one's fridge."

• During, quote: "The bizarre summer of '99" endquote, Geeohohbee reportedly killed L-3453 in an incident involving a ham sandwich, a jar of pickles, and a very much not acid resistant load baring collumn. After returning from this minor inconvenience L-3453 reportedly shoved Geeohohbee's heart in the pickle jar. Nobody knows the current whereabouts of the ham sandwich.

• An O-12 and Geeohohbee were at one point spotted listening to music in a park. That is all.

• Geeohohbee once visited P-1337's house and ruined his television. Geeohohbee was sworn to silence on the location of P-1337's house by the extremely high price of... a turkey sandwich.

• F-911 has banned Geeohohbee from stepping within one(1) kilometer of his office due to an incident in which a jar of pickles and entire loaf of rye bread went missing. He's not saying she did it, but he's pretty certain she did.

• Geeohohbee once visited N-30 to give him food because "He seemed kinda down, and when I'm down I like to eat food and that makes me feel better." When asked what she attempted to give him, she couldn't remember, so the Cosmosdex will just assume it was that ham sandwich.

• Everything above is completely serious and true, we swear. At least we can confirm that one of these incidents is true for sure....

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