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Oblivious
Dumbass / Total Moron / Hey mom look I‘ve got my own cosmosdex page!
Oblivious
Art by, Wild•Fire
- Strength-2
- Intelligence-7
- Charisma-10
- Endurance-4
- Agility-2
- Luck-1
Gener: He/Him
Lgbt: Bi
Gaming pc: Very epic
Fortuna games won: 5
Total fortuna runs: 4,206,969
How many times fucking your parents: 20
Reasons for existing:
•Spite.
•To be an arbiter of chaos. :)
•God‘s greatest joke.
Traits
I like to draw shit! I also hate doing it :)
Cannot refrain from making a "your mom" joke for 5 minutes.
I come up with the worst shit you've ever heard.
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Don't ask how robots are capable of Psionic powers.
I dont understand the concept of time
Idk why people like to blame me! i didnt do anything :(
*bursts into flame but super cutely*
AAGGHH ISS THTAT A FCUKCIBG SENTIENT FRENCH ONION SOUP
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Credits
Creator / Writer of:
Gandorin |
Artist of:
Nothing.
Trivia
• You mom
• Engineer Gaming is my dad and he can beat up your dad.
• gwa gwa
• I want that twink obliterated
• My theme music is Probably End up Dead in a Ditch Somewhere, by Nero‘s Day at Disneyland.
• You cannot refute this as anything other than fact.
• Try it. I know you cant.
• I have more Trivia points than I‘m allowed to have, and the government is powerless to stop me.
• All gandorin have fat asses this is canon, sorry babe I don‘t make the rules
• (yes I do, I lied)
• I am god, and you are but a puny worm before my infinitely vast intellect. Quiver in fear at my omnipotence.
• I am full of hatred and I will come for you. Yes, I am talking to YOU.
• • Homestuck
• I‘m living in your walls.
• I don‘t pay my taxes and Space IRS is looking for me
