Player: Sup COLLECTIVEFUCKU, COLLECTIVEFUCKU, COLLECTIVEFUCKU, and of course COLLECTIVEFUCKU. Or that's only what I can assume you all are.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Player!
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Oh geez it's this nobody.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Newbie.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Oh who is this person, I'm a bit new here.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Player is the friend of CowBoy.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Cool!
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Heard you got yourself into the sun god run.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: GET FUCKEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Oh my god.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Hey Skippers who isn't allowed to chat here anymore said get fu- oh, we let skippers back into chat.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: And we're about to send them right back out.
A strange group, and yet there's something homey about a group of people typing as the same person. Very familiar.
Player: Yeah I started the sun god run by accident.
Player: Not sure I want to get too into it though.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: IS IT CAUSE YOU'RE UTTERLY FUCKED?
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Skippers knock it off or we're throwing you out.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Ok you don't have a say who gets tossed out or not, and we're keeping Skippers so Skippers can actually be a working member of socity.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Ugh.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: I think Skippers is funny as shit so shut up. :V
Player: Yeah I'm whatever about this, feel free to keep Skippers.
Player: Also yes, I am a little, to say, fucked. I'm sure I'll get through it.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: If you want to cheat just open console and type "delete item:Grilled_Cheese_Sandwich range:*"
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: How is deleting a sandwich suppose to help.....
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Everyone hold hands in prayer, one of us is as much of a newbie as newbie.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Only pros know why grilled cheese sandwiches are the root of all evil.
Player: Thanks, even though I'm sure that's a joke.
Player: I'm not looking to cheat, it's kind of my first game and if I start opening the console to solve my problems I'll never stop.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: DEATH WISH.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: We all gather here today to mourn the loss of the Player universe. Player formally declared that no cheats were to be used in this first universe, which is sure to quickly kill it as no one has yet to beat the sun god run without cheating. May the gods have mercy on Player.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Amen.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: GOD SUCKS. GOD HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING FOR ME.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Uuuuuugh.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Honestly I think Skippy is right, the gods have done nothing for us.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Guys. Do Not.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Ok, as a devoted I want you to know it's bullshit that you guys rag on it anytime it's brought up even as a joke like it is right now!
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: How about you take it with a side of fuck you? <:3
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: EVERYONE SHUT UP!
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Oh wow. Thanks. Yelling at us will get us to shut up. Sure.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Guys take it to the other chat so newbie doesn't need to see us act like babies. :T
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Lol, this isn't even an arguement.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Uuuuuuuh this is very much an arguement. Ya'll acting like kids.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: I think I should have the right to say fuck god. We can fuck a lot of things, what's preventing us from fucking god?
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: OH MY GOD THIS ISN'T ABOUT FUCKING GOD, THIS IS ABOUT HAVING A RELIGION ARGUEMENT WHEN WE HAVE A RULE AGAINST THAT.
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: So are we allowed to talk about fucking god?
COLLECTIVEFUCKU: Hi. Sorry about that Newbie, I'm going to be locking chat for a moment seeing as the rules aren't being followed. Talk to us later. -m-;
Player: Oh...Ok. Thanks for talking to me anyway, even if it did get a little, eugh.
You can keep talking to your current friend, talk to another friend, or just start the game now.