Cupid v27

Technicalities, homeslice. We got to lie a little to keep people interested you know. Like anyone is going to date some normal Joe. It works like this. You make a profile, add some fake stuff to it, then when you get a date, notice that you’re now forever trapped in your lie. It’s great!!! Now lets see, you’re a horrible match for the lady I just talked to, buuuuut I got just the person for you. Let me bring them in.
[The Cupid opens the door in the giant heart and drags someone out.]