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A horse, a horzz, and a preltyas walk into the bar. The barkeep asks "Why the long face?" The Horse neighs, the Horzz nayzzs, and the Prelytas disembowels him for asking such a stupid question. Cue laughter and snare drum.

One of your friends has sent you a copy of a game they adored. Your friend wouldn’t stop chatting about it when the subject came up. This hasn’t been the first time your friend roped someone in to Fortuna. From what you know your friend has been handing this game out to anyone willing to listen. Today you got your copy.

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