Hey Juno, I have an [Extreme Shipper]. There's no way I could possibly fail you now.

Tsk. I guess as a virgin you need help with the art of romance but you can still fail, you know?

How?

The trait has a 1 in 4 chance of failure.

And you can always accidently kill one half of your pairing, or both.

Death won't get in the way, I have necromancy.

Child, you can't ship necromanced monsters.

Well I tried it last game.

And did it work?

Even horrible eldritch monsters can love juno, you just need the right amount of wine.

Strange, I have all the wine I can drink and I don't think it'll ever work.

Thanks for the trash, mom.

You're welcome, it's all you deserve.

Oooooooooooooo.