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Th’Cee & Ve’Cee

[The crew finds that Th'Cee and Ve'Cee have been smoking some of the supplies. Both seem unalarmed by the tiger walking in. In fact they laugh.]
Woooh, I'm seeing some shit, Ve'Cee. Are you seeing this? Yes, a funny little kitty! Let me touch it! [Ve'Cee brings a tendril to touch the tiger, but it is batted away.]
What a mean little cat.

Hey what does the tiger do?

Seriously, are you daft? The tiger kills people. I think that was made rather clear.

To be fair, killing people isn't an anomalous trait.

Hera, Hera, Hera! Anything is an anomaly if it does it well enough.

And that pussy cat kills anything it can get its claws on!

Can it kill the Neo?

Don't play smart with me. Here's a little hint for you: Mother Juno loves a smart child. Not a sassy one.

I thought you liked sass, Juno.

I do! But when it's aimed at me, you're asking for a death sentence, honey.

I'm bad at this, how am I supposed to get these crewmates to smooch?

Just have your characters do what you would do in real life.

Virgin! I am calling it now Hera! Kissing Virgin! This one has never kissed in their life.

I'm sure that's not true, is it, Speedy?

[You don't answer that. No matter what you say, it will be the wrong answer to them. Better to just pretend you went back to the game.]

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