Machete

[Carol feeds the legs to the dog. The dog is now tamed. Carol does a quick little jig for solving the problem all by themselves. Machete raises two middle fingers in the air.]
YOU PIECE OF SHIT. OH MY GOD. DID YOU JUST DO THAT. DID YOU JUST REALLY DO THAT. MOTHER DO NOT HAVE MERCY ON THIS WITCH. NONE. PLEASE STRIKE THEM DOWN AS SOON AS YOU CAN.