Shooby Rose?

[Like anyone could have guessed, Shobby was in the middle of speaking to a pile of empty pizza pixes. Shooby yelled at them about god and taxes.]
And you know? That big man in the sky? TAXEZ. THE CREATOR, IS THE CREATOR OF TAXEZ. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
[Shooby waits, for the pizza boxes to speak. They do not.]
Speechless, ain't of all yall speechless?