NotailFacts&More: Hi! Hi! Hi! I see you typing there with my eyes!
NotailFacts&More: Lets get down to it, lets set the stage! Lets talk about the.....
NotailFacts&More: (Facts.)
NotailFacts&More: You know the one! You do! Here is a simple one for you!
NotailFacts&More: Did you know? The tutorial character for Fortuna is Hermes v1! =)

Player: Oh, this is going to sound weird, but I didn't have Hermes as my tutorial character.
Player: The game kind of messed up so I had Apollo as my tutorial guy instead.
Player: My game is in a Sun god run by accident.

NotailFacts&More: oh.
NotailFacts&More: Oh! How bad! How bad! Did you need help? I'll try my best!
NotailFacts&More: I only have the facts, but I'm sure one of them can help you, such as,
NotailFacts&More: Did you know?
NotailFacts&More: Putting an Apollo and Artemis on the sam crew gives a buff to both AIs! Combos like this are all over the game! =)

Player: You remind me of the tutorial screen, you know that right?
Player: Not that it's a bad thing, it's just that you sound 100% like that.
Player: I kind of forgot that you're not in the same group chat as CowBoy so you wouldn't know about what was going on.

NotailFacts&More: =)

Player: Yeah, not even I'm in that group chat yet. Might be awhile until I'm invited. They don't want to spoil me too much.
Player: I mean, I could ask them to allow you in if you wanted to be in it, I already told you how everyone just seems to want to meet you.
Player: Kind of worried that some of my friends are only friends with me cause they want to get to you.

NotailFacts&More: =)

Player: I know, I know, maybe it's a little irrational to be thinking that, but they think you're some sort of dev for the game.
Player: Some of them try to show me proof. There was one guy I had to just unfriend cause it was clear she was only friends with me so she'd have connections to you.
Player: I don't know if you're really a dev or anything, but if you are it doesn't matter to me, that's why I try my best to not ask.
Player: Even if sometimes I really want to know.

NotailFacts&More: =)
NotailFacts&More: You want to know......

Player: No please.
Player: Don't do this.
Player: Please there's a point where we need to stop doing this.

NotailFacts&More: The.

Player: PLEASE.
Player: HAVE MERCY.

NotailFacts&More: Facts. =)

Player: NO!

NotailFacts&More: ( T h e C o s m o s F a c t s. =) )

Player: Nope.
Player: Not doing this.
Player: Bye.

NotailFacts&More: Bye! Bye! See you again another time! <3 =)