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Player: Hey AbsoluteTrash!

AbsoluteTrash: That's me, AbsoluteTrash! B)
AbsoluteTrash: Player, your file is skyrocketing in the downloads. It's great.

Player: Well do tell me if they find anything interesting.

AbsoluteTrash: I will my dude. This is going to be fucking amazing. Some people are even using a mod to go all the way back to the start of your game as best as it can generate and basically rewatching your play through while making tiny changes all over the place to see if it does anything cool.
AbsoluteTrash: I forgot what the mod was called, something with an R and E.
AbsoluteTrash: Remix? It might have been that.

Player: Oh geez, people are watching my past choices?

AbsoluteTrash: Yeah, and they can play parts of it whenever they want. It's not perfect though, the mod has to guess anything the save file didn't keep so it sometimes randomly outputs stuff.
AbsoluteTrash: If you find the mod you can tell your friends to download that shit and talk about all the differences you both had.

AbsoluteTrash: Speaking of which, you never told me you were live streaming your game!

Player: Right, so look, I'm not live streaming my own game. It's a long story, but apparently, the Greek Apollo is doing it, I guess because it's funny or something.

AbsoluteTrash: It is pretty funny.
AbsoluteTrash: Dat mantis door though.....

Player: Come on, I just wanted to know what was inside!

AbsoluteTrash: I mean it had a sign that said it was a mantis.
AbsoluteTrash: But I'm just messing with you! Not every door is telling the truth about what sweet ass loot it has inside, or what danger you're going to run into. I would have opened the fuck out of that door.

Player: Thank you!
Player: I do have to say it's a little odd you don't seem to find an issue with the whole AI in my video game streaming things.

AbsoluteTrash: Eh, it's weird, but it's happened before.

Player: This has happened before?

AbsoluteTrash: Yeah my dude. You've never had chat bots make friends with you and not notice they were trying to subtly sell you shit for a whole week before you kicked their ass to the curb?

Player: No?

AbsoluteTrash: You must be really picky with your friends, how haven't you been tricked by a totally hot chat bot yet? ;Pc

Player: I think you might be a little too trusting......

AbsoluteTrash: It's either that or you just don't realize that one of your friends is a chatbot.
AbsoluteTrash: Insert plot twist where I was a chatbot this whole time here! >>> Here <<<

Player: I don't have enough friends as it is, I don't need any of them to be chatbots.
Player: Other than, you know, the one who is actually a chatbot, but that's Speedy's chatbot, it doesn't count.

AbsoluteTrash: Anyway yeah, this isn't too odd. It's super rare though. This is only like the 5th time I've seen something like this happened. The AIs are just fucking viruses if they find a way to leave their little container. Viruses are smart yo! Well, most viruses. One of them hooking up to your streaming software and streaming isn't weird.

AbsoluteTrash: I think I've only heard of like three people who got this issue accidently. Most people just follow a guide online to cause it on purpose.
AbsoluteTrash: One time I even induced it once myself by following the guide and unleashed, (pun fully intended!!! :3c) Somnus onto my computer.
AbsoluteTrash: It was pretty awesome until my virus blocker automatically turned on 5 minutes later and fucking murdered him before my very eyes.

AbsoluteTrash: Why must the good boys die? :|
AbsoluteTrash: Anyway not to call you out but when was the last time you scanned your computer huh? Cause I'm guessing not anytime recently. ;)

Player: I don't remember, but I'm sure it was recently or something.

AbsoluteTrash: Uh huh sure.
AbsoluteTrash: When was the last time you backed it up?

Player: I don't keep tabs on when I do these things, I'm sure it was soon enough though.....

AbsoluteTrash: Better get that checked out before you wreck everything. P:<
AbsoluteTrash: Oh but don't scan your computer for viruses though.

Player: Uh, why not?

AbsoluteTrash: Considering what Greek Apollo is doing your scanner if it isn't shit is going to pick it up and kill him.
AbsoluteTrash: Then your run is totally invalidated cause your computer edited the files and shit. Do backup your computer though, you know, just in case someone downloads like ten harmful viruses.

Player: Yeah....that's actually a good idea. Thanks for the tip.

AbsoluteTrash: U R Welcome. B)

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