L'Kang

[A large hokkan who loomed over a nearby table twitches his ears and leans in, invading the privacy of the group.]
HAH, THOU BLOOD IS WEAK! CERTAINLY NO MATCH FOR THE HEIRS OF SHOKKAN L'KANG! CONSIDER PRINCE L'FANG OF THE WEST WIND, OR THE BLACK BEAST OF THE BURNING MOUNTAIN. SURELY THOU AT LEAST HEARD OF THE KNIGHT OF THE IRON LEAF!