I would say that stealin' my phone is smart, but it's bold of you to assume a social media expert like myself wouldn't have a backup phone in case the first one died!
[R-18 holds out a second phone and taps upon the screen. Chunks sees that R-18's tweeper hasn't updated.]
Speakin' of death, this is your last chance to give me the notail and repent for your crimes! 'w'