Eris v1

Seeing the failures of everyone around her, she fell in love with the one thing that never failed, the lamp on her desk, who always did its job right by turning off and on when it should! It is only then that it dawned upon her, in an awkward event that will not be noted, that the lamp was actually Eris, the god of chaos. She did not move, she apparently did not talk, I personally think it was a regular lamp, but this bird says it was a god, so let it be so.