For some reason, a lot of people hate me! Because they tell me how horrible I am, I start to hate myself! In fact, no one hates me more than me. I hate myself! Sometimes, I just sort of cry, you know, fake cry to myself. On the inside. I’m doing that right now in fact. HAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding. I’m awesome. I’m the best. I’m glad you noticed that in fact and decided to not keep playing as those other lame tutorial guys! I mean, why play as the tutorial characters when you can play as the guy giving the tutorial? Also I’m a spaceship, kind of. Like you know, the whole space ship. Like how awesome is that? You know, I just noticed you’re likely zoning out! WOW. Way to be a friend there, you likely aren’t even reading this text, just skimming over it for the good content so you can carry on. I guess that means I can say anything I want.... You know, I feel like I’ve died recently. You ever get that weird feeling, that your life is just a lie and you’re totally a simulation or something? Well buddy, move over because I’m living that life! Odd ain’t it. This is your first game it seem like and I feel like I’ve died before! Are you hiding something? Oh boy, I bet you lost the tutorial before! Be honest, this is your 2nd time playing the tutorial isn’t it? You SUCK at this game! Sorry that was mean of me... Pffffffffffff As if I care! You aren’t even listening anyway! Maaaaybe it’s because the type is so small though. Hmmmmm Naaaaaaah!