R-18 (Rye)

Uuuuuh, can you at least turn around while I do? Some of the stuff I have is embarrassing...'w'
[No one budges. He mumbles a "geez" before pulling item after item out of his pockets. Some of it is rather.....questionable. He stops at one item. Valentine. He lifts her up, puzzled.]
This is a freaky looking doll. It's nearly as tall as me! Why is this in here? 'w'