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> Summon coal for light

A piece of coal suddenly drops to the floor. E-457 picks it up due to being surprised by it. What the crew thought to be a plant suddenly whips around, alerted due to the falling rock.

May I ask why you summoned a piece of coal, peon?

To start a fire! Just slap a coal onto a stick and light it up and you have a torch!

A portable fire? Who told you a piece of coal was the best way to have a portable fire?

Well, mixing coal and a stick together is what people do in video games. Are you telling me you can't use coal to make a fire?

Not a good portable fire, no. How would you even attach a lump of coal to a stick, peon? Next time consider just summoning lantern oil. It'll last longer and is much easier to make a torch out of than a piece of coal and a stick. I would not trust a video game with honest facts.

It's going to be a little hard to take your advice on not listening to video games.

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