Valentine

[Clay had spent the short moment the two talked to each other to prepare for his act. It was not easy for Clay to get Valentine's speech patterns right. He had to focus and even pause shortly time to time to make sure his next words were right, but people seemed too charmed by Valentine to notice.]
Halt! It is I, the lovely Valentine, and you two have disturbed my beauty sleep! I get really nasty when I haven't had that you know!!!