Fortuna rolls a 20 sided die. She rolls a 1. The captain obtains a mystery trait.
Clay Brimstone
He
Uutzi
Captain / Magician
Strength- 1
Intelligence- 3
Charisma- 10
Endurance- 8
Agility- 4
Luck- 0
Clay left the uutzi homeplanet with nothing but the clothes on his back. He discovered a discarded and ruined puppet in the trash and felt an intense kinship towards it. He and the puppet had gone through the same events in a way. He fixed it up into a marketable companion, someone the audience would have to care about. She is his beloved muse, and he feels he cannot be without her. Even after his job ended he brings her everywhere. He just wishes people knew who he was.
Here's my captain!
Well, this is better than the others, it is unfair you had to roll a one on your captain of all characters.
Mystery traits don't have to be bad, they're just mysteries. Mr. Jones doesn't sound too bad!
That is correct Player! Anyway, we will leave you to play for now.
Yes, indeed. You know how to speak to us if need be. We'll be watching peon.
Before you start your game, you decide to quickly catch up with friends.
Player: Hey CowBoy, I'm starting up my 3rd game right now.
CowBoy: Of Fortuna?
Player: Yeah!
CowBoy: Look I don't want to talk to you about Fortuna anymore. I'm regretting giving you that game, Player. You're really fucking obsessed over fictional characters and have been pushing me around for YOUR mistake.
CowBoy: I like Fortuna too, but you know real people are more important than a freaking computer program right, Player?