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Bag of Scramblers
Cost: 50 points
This bag contains three scramblers which can be used to subdue most robots or disable most machines.
Super Cure
Cost: 50 points
This single super cure can cure any sickness and halt any mutations. It cannot repair or bring back what is lost though.
Cash Bag
Cost: 300 points
With this your crew will start with 200,000 points per bag if applied.
Endless Keg of Booze
Cost: 200 points
Are you ready to party till you get to Fortuna?
Tracking Device
Cost: 50 points
This device will tell you if there are any hostiles nearby. It can also be set to track a single person as long as it’s able to scan them first.
Voice Transmitter
Cost: 25 points
Can be used to speak with one’s mind, not mouth. Can be set to extremely loud volumes.
Clockwork Dart Gun
Cost: 300 points
Five darts laced with an extremely fast acting version of the clockwork virus. Aim, shoot, run.
Butler Bob
Cost: 300 points
Bob is a butler who always gets the job done.* Any attempts to stop Bob from helping will fail. Any attempts to fire Bob will fail. Any attempts to contain Bob will fail. Any attempts to kill Bob will fail. Bob is here to please. Forever.
* Bob will admittedly fail if the task is too hard.
Death Trumpet
Cost: 500 points
Gods of death, the hounds, and all undead will flee when it is played.
Horsesona
Cost: 100 points
Horsesona loves you! Makes a great pet and helps morale not fall as fast in tough times. Needs to be fed two rations a day.
Mindcontrol Device
Cost: 700 points
Use it to give commands to those you cannot control. Can only be used on one person at a time.
Helm ██ ███ SUN GOD
Cost: █9██9 █████s
███████ ASSET
The Universe’s Best Sandwich
Cost: 25 points
“Worth it” - Person who went all the way to Fortuna for a single sandwich.
Portable Shopkeeper
Cost: 600 points
Some people say it’s illegal to carry around a shopkeeper who doesn’t take up space on your crew and can be put into your inventory but you don’t care. The portable shopkeeper will earn money for you and keep your storage clean.
Tamed Dragon
Cost: 500 points
This guy costs three rations of upkeep a day and will eat your crew members the moment it gets hungry, but do you care? No, because you have a freaking dragon.
Instant Crew Member
Cost: 300 points
A long long time ago an ancient evil was sealed inside a vase. Now you can break this vase to get a new loyal crew member instantly! Warning, is “slightly” evil.
Smart Collar
Cost: 300 points
Be able to start with one playable and smart fauna. If collar is not used it will be placed in storage for later use.
Mystery Box
Cost: 100 points
Open the box, you’ll never know what you could get!
Fortuna Dice
Cost: 500 points
Be able to see what rolls Fortuna is deciding for you. Becomes active the moment you buy this item, no need to use up a Fortuna item slot!
Ticket Back Home
Cost: 25 points
No matter how dreary and gray our homes are, we people of flesh and blood would rather live there than in any other planet, be it ever so beautiful. There is no place like home.
Planet Deed
Cost: 500 points
A deed to a planet, you won't be sure what planet you're the new proud owner of until you read the deed. Could be a worthless lava world, or one teeming with life.
Dead Body
Cost: 10 points
Uh, whose dead body is this?
Scales of a Radical
Cost: 300 points
It's said that holding or carrying around these scales can really change a person.
That sounds embarrassing.
At one point it was indeed a source of embarrassment, but now I have accepted that some of the actions I, and others will do, or desire are ones that are seen as jokes. As long as a person's goal does not harm others, I believe it is a fair goal to have. If people think that it is a funny joke.....
Then that is alright. Have we all not laughed at something that may have been important to the person? If they attempt to hinder or stop you, it is an issue, but if they do not then put yourself in their shoes. Is it not funny to speak to a robot who wishes they were organic? It is like one of those stories!
I guess that's one way to look at it. At least it seems it's working for you. You might be one of the happiest AIs I've come across.
I am both glad and saddened by that statement. I hope everyone finds their joy one day. In tough times like these, it is understandable that the people have no trust in the system or even the fabric of the universe itself. After people heard the universe was ending, they started to lose hope......
But I understand why you told the NPCs about the end of the universe Player! No secrets! The people deserve to know about an event that will profoundly affect their lives! Even if it is not the news they want to hear, they have a right! I am proud that you did the right thing Player. I know that not all choices are comfortable, and the toughest calls are the ones that rarely get praise, so thank you for your service.
Ah......I seem to have forgotten what I was supposed to be talking about. I can get entirely lost sometimes! I see something I'm passionate about, and I just need to tell the universe about my thoughts on it!
