Eris v1

Yes, I totally put a warrant on my own head! Fuck me! I knew I was an abusive hack but I didn't think I'd ever go this far! To clarify I mean the upper half of my body. I'm like two dudes in a horse costume; except I got the backend and other me got the front end. Jokes on me, the backend is the one that gets all the action! Don't give me those looks. I mean it should be obvious by now what I really am!