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[You, your patrons, Hephaestus, and also Eris because Athena had grabbed her, had been teleported into Hephaestus’ realm. The area spilled out lava from any opening it could. You couldn’t take in the sights though, you had words for Hephaestus.]
Hephaestus, I think we need to have a talk.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN!?!?!
I would like to start out by explaining that I cannot control my screens.