A DLC door? That's just rude.

What is rude about it peon?

Well for one the sheer uncreativity of their way of bridging into a DLC area, they just put a post-it note on it.

That is not a DLC area. IT IS MORE LIKE..... If you go in there, you can get a new type of Eris....BUT IT'S NOT ERIS, BUT IT TOTALLY IS JUST ERIS.

You get a LIMITED TRIAL OF ERIS BUT NOT ERIS. And then after the trial she goes back in to the DLC room, and then it asks you if you want to buy the DLC pack for that group. AND THAT'S WHEN YOU SAY BZZZZTZTZZZZZZ- YES. YOU BUY THAT DLC CO-PLAYER. YOU SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DEVELOPERS BY BUYING THEIR PRODUCTS TO KEEP THIS GAME GOING.

Buy the DLC student. I highly recommend it, and seeing as I am your professor I am in the right here.

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Ok I think we're good, the game's control over us has ended!

We're forced to recommend the DLC if it wasn't clear. I don't think we should touch any DLC in this universe, we have enough issues as it is.