Cupid v27

PERFECT!!!! NOW YOU’RE BOTH MARRIED!!!! We can just skip the whole kissing thing if you don’t want to do it.
[Cupid hands both of them sticks.]
Oooooooookay! Now I need one of you to die so I have payment for the dungeon master. I kind of need it really soon cause he’s like coming over in 5 minutes and if I don’t have it he’s going to kill me. So kill each other please!!!