Player: Fine....I'll take it.

AbsoluteTrash: I am the bluff......master. B| as Somnus would say.

Player: Ok but....be nice to our crew.

AbsoluteTrash: Can't promise that.

Player: Be nice to my patrons?

AbsoluteTrash: Can't promise that but they'll know it's not you and I'm gonna fire them right away so they aren't in the cross fires I'm going to raise.

Player: Can you at least tell our patrons that we're sorry and goodbye for us?

AbsoluteTrash: Sure I can do that. Might even record myself telling your patrons goodbye. Athena is prob going to be boring as heck but who knows how Helios will reaction. B)

Player: I hope it's not too sad.

AbsoluteTrash: Helios is kind of boring so maybe he'll be like “Bye”.
AbsoluteTrash: Like no offense but no one uses Helios. I love his design but like. Pro players have no use for Helios cause we got all the info.
AbsoluteTrash: Anyway, send me over the file!
AbsoluteTrash: Don't be too sad buddy! Think of it like this. Now you and your crew are going to exist everywhere! :O

Player: Um. What?

AbsoluteTrash: Well like I just gotta hand over this file to everyone trying to figure out how to fight the sun god! We'll get so much info!

Player: Uh.

AbsoluteTrash: Your"self" is prooooob going pop up in lots of playthroughs and shit.
AbsoluteTrash: Just think, you're watching a lets play and then there's you.
AbsoluteTrash: And you're like "Why am I in this game."
AbsoluteTrash: Gonna be epic yeah.

Player: At least make sure to credit me. I mean it's going to be a little embarrassing but I guess maybe everyone playing my game might just in a way help me? They'll have info related to my needs.

AbsoluteTrash: Yeah I'll credit you. I mean come on man it's not that weird in the Fortuna fandom! Least you're not the Furry Queen >: /

Player: Should I ask?

AbsoluteTrash: You should not. Anyway I got to go send this game to people now.