Hermes v1

Oh no. I mean, look at her! She’s strong, fast, and aggressive! SheCouldTakeMeInHer HandsAndSnapMeInTwo! She’s smart, unlike me, and she never loses attention...unlike me....she’s one of the few gods who I can’t trip up with my speed or my funny jokes cause she never gets them! They...wouldn’t try using Athena to kill me right? No! No way! The player likes me, we’re like friends, I think.