Macciu

[Macciu opens up his eyes widely and spits out his drink.]
What? This is your first game? Why are you here?! Flipping soft shelled turtles on the beach of Macciu’s lovely home. How did you get here? Why is there rampaging monster in your game? Macciu does not know how you messed up so badly.
[Macciu throws his hands in the air and waves them.]
This is sort of horrible mess pro player would make, not sweet newbie!