Mind sharing a log of just what went down on your end while we were separated?

That would take up a long time co-player, we have to get to our ship, to that party, and then off this planet! None of it was very important.

The quick version of it is that Athena took a lot of pictures of lamps, and then after dinner with malfunctioning robots Latta killed one of them

THERE WAS AN UNUSUAL NUMBER OF LAMPS IN THE AREA, I HAD TO TAKE PICTURES! If something is unusual I have to take a picture of it. In this case it was lamps. Also that death was ACCIDENTAL! How was Latta suppose to know the self destruct button was on the palm of its hand? Who puts the SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON ON THE HAND ONE SHAKES HANDS WITH?/p>

Uh........peon......I....think you might need some help with reading into people....

Why did you close that? I wish to see it!

It was nothing. Nothing at all.

Are you informing me that the co-player sent in an empty message?

Yes. The peon must have accidentally hit enter before putting in anything.

You're not lying to me, are you patron? You wouldn't lie to a person who can check if you're lying to them, would you?

.............The peon wrote something embarrassing in this note. As such I cannot show it to you.

Are you BURNING THE NOTE?

Maybe?

What matters now is that it's gone.

Athena, the note Helios was embarrassed about said I think you've got romantic feelings for Helios that he's not noticing.

That's all? You burned a paper because they made a mistaken comment? What is the big deal? It's only slightly embarrassing, but mostly for the co-player.

Slightly embarrassing.

Yes! You are repeating what I said. Co-player, I told you there is no shipping allowed here, with me. Feel free to ship anyone else. We already know that Helios and Eris are "soul mates." If one of them wasn't missing their soul!

Please don't call us soul mates.

Those are her words, not mine! Says it in big bold text over her wall.

Please tear down that wall.

I did once! Then she got legal papers and made me build her a wall. I can't deny a proper legal request so I built her a new wall. I had to draw smiles on some of the images while she watched, it was humiliating!

Why did she make you do that?

I don't know! It's Eris, patron! She makes no sense, apparently she only has pictures of you being bored, lukewarm, confused, slightly angry, sad, emotionless, with no face, or this expression that I have come to dub the "Helios face" where your mouth is ever so slightly tilted, and your eyebrows almost in a disappointed position but aren't quite there yet. If she wanted pictures of you smiling why doesn't she just take them?

.................

Sorry Athena sometimes weird stuff just flops out of my mouth. Sorry Helios also.

That is fine, no one cares, just never get me confused with Eris ever again! Ever.

........Do I really draw this face a lot?