How bout this, we start this story from the very start. See once upon a time this here land was full of art, real boomin’ place. Everyone was runnin’ around, excited bout the big openin’. After all this was goin’ to break the record for biggest art event. The owner of this here place hired only the best to help run thin’s. I was a police officer at the time gettin’ ready fo the big event happin’ on my day off by bakin’ some cookies.