Oooo

Ooooooooaaaauuuu. I suppose that’s okay. Many people wish to have a stable life. One not filled with being fired out of a cannon. I would suggest our catapult, but you all seem the non-inventive type. That is fine though. I will still be handing out tickets, just so you will have a reminder of what could have been.
[Oooo hands out tickets to everyone in the room, when a voice calls out.]
“Hey there pal! You forgot our tickets!”