Shetlock Hostler

[Shetlock threw his hands in the air and waved them around as he yelled.]
Do you see any grass here? Most of the top “soil” on this planet is clay my good sir! Eating grass from the floor of a planet you don’t come from is not only unsanitary but also possibly deadly; you don’t know the composition of that grass! If there were grass we would have risked our lives trying to eat it by now.