Adrax Fellown

Back to the lamp, listeners. A new lamp, this one shaped more so like a predatory bird of some sort, has approached us, promising to “protect us from that terrible lamp”. This statement was of course met with a series of silent stares. The Terror Bird, after regaining some of what we assume was composure, continued with a series of increasingly angered sputters and charts on the threats and dangers of the lamp.