Adrax Fellown

Today’s topic, listeners, is on the increasing sightings of that small, yellow lamp that has been causing trouble, rearranging towns, creating new weather sequences, changing entire ecosystems to a strange, sugary, dough-based form. Normally, dear listeners, I would, as would any good investigative radio reporter, investigate these strange dough creations. However they seem to disappear just a quickly as they appear, only to be swapped out with something different.