Why do you have Eris in your pocket?

Eris is the worst! She is by far the most powerful of all of us, yet she only uses her powers on the "Lols" and doing random activities that cause absolute chaos! She shouldn't be allowed anywhere!

Strange, you could just solve this all by stepping on her. Her file states that her defense is as about as high as a small crab.

I refuse to solve this situation via killing her!

Any reason why not if she could possibly destroy us all with a single wink?

.........Look I just refuse to do it!