Apollo

Anyway here’s my number, make sure to have that on you for when you likely die. I know you don’t have any family or anything, so I’d really like to know when I can take and sell all your stuff. Also, see that vase over there? Tip it over for me. Just break it like this is one of those oh-so-logical video games. I keep an item that I no longer need in there and, maybe, just maybe, you won’t die as fast if you take it! Wouldn’t that be a joy?