What are those boxes?

Those are for me Pan, don't worry about it. I'll open them so you can seem them as well. What do you mean you were half and half player? You seemed quite dead set on replacing me. There was no warning, no asking me about the situation. Just firing me. I would have liked to been asked about this or even just informed about what your plans were. You absolutely got rid of me without a moment notice.

You know, Helios, I was pretty sure you'd be less butthurt about this. I tried my best to be respectful when firing you, and expected you to be totally cool with it.

But Helios doesn't have a butt. I mean I didn't check but-

Pan!

I also didn't expect you to quit right away.

So anyway, I deeply regret hurting your feelings. I'm sorry.

Really? You're "sorry about me being mad." Is that really your comment to me? You're just going to say that I'm the whole issue? You're going to say sorry as if I dropped a glass of milk on the floor. I thought we were f- Forget it. You know what forget it. I can't believe I even made something for your birthday, peon.

Helios I thought you said the player was a nice person.

Don't listen to anything I say Pan, I'm a liar. Form your own opinions on matters from your own personal experiences. Don't judge people on what others tell you. Don't even judge from that comment they just made, maybe I've just done something to offend them. My opinions on matters have changed though.

I wanted to try having two patrons when I discovered it was possible. I already knew what you are like as a patron, and Pan's description made him out to be cooperative enough. It was also not my intention to bluntly tell you I was getting a new patron as if you weren't really good to have around.

Do you not like being with Pan? We wouldn't try to make you put up with someone you don't get along with.

If you do decide to leave, I at least want to show you the picture I made of you and Apollo on a motorcycle before you do.

I'm just going to say it peon, you are giving me mixed signals and it's making me extremely uncomfortable. One moment you are pushing me away and the next you are handing me gifts I do not think I can deal with this any longer. This is a wonderful picture you made but that does not change the fact that what is happening is wrong to some sort of level. You keep flipping your words and suddenly changing your ideas..... I think I know what's happening....But it still does not excuse being a "jerk".

But do you hate me bro?

No Pan, I do not hate you, you have never done anything wrong to me. I am sorry that I am having this conversation in front of you. You do not deserve to have to hear this and I wish I could have had this talk with the peon in private. Admittedly I do not think we would form the best of teams but that means nothing. I'm sure there are many who would be willing to pair with you. I think the peon only brought me here because the peon only has 625 points to use and doesn't want to spend it all. I'm free because I was the peon's patron before. I'm sure if there was enough points the peon would have gotten someone who's much better than me to help you out. Like Cupid.

Hey there new pal, it's nice to meet you Pan. I was hoping you might be our additional patron and work together nicely with Helios. You seem like a pretty laid back and easy to get along with dude, hopefully there isn't any past drama between you and Helios, I just want you guys to get along and work together nicely! Here's to a potentially great friendship!

I don't think there's any problems between me and Helios, he seems cool! I'd be willing to work with the bro but I don't want to force anyone to do anything. Forcing people to do work is totally uncool.

Yeah that's right. Now as a warning Pan I gonna go fight the Greek Apollo that's currently destroying the universe and will probably kill us all before we can even make a move. You in?

WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS ENDING?

Pan no, don't panic. [A crashing sound can be heard.]

[Pan has ran away.]

.................That's the last time I open any boxes for anyone. So are we going to have a talk or can I be dismissed now?