Player: Hey, CowBoy told me to add you to talk about Fortuna.

AbsoluteTrash: Holy shit
AbsoluteTrash: Your username is legit Player.
AbsoluteTrash: I thought CowBoy was just making jabs at me or just being really weird when he talked about this Player person.
AbsoluteTrash: Well welcome to the trash pile new friend, I have a few questions I need to ask, just you know, important new friend questions and the works. Feel free to ask me any questions as well.
AbsoluteTrash: I don't think we talked much before so lets act like we don't know each other.

AbsoluteTrash: Got any nicknames?
AbsoluteTrash: What is your favorite animal?
AbsoluteTrash: What are your robot patrons if any?
AbsoluteTrash: What is your favorite AI?
AbsoluteTrash: What is your least favorite AI?
AbsoluteTrash: And would you kiss a robot, Y/Y?

Player: You can just call me whatever you want.
Player: My favorite animals are horses, also skinks, SNAKES ALSO REALLY STAND OUT IN MY HEAD I LOVE SNAKES.
Player: And owls, eels, slugs, geckos, nervous lizards, lizards in kilts, ocelots, anything from the mustelid family, kittens, limpoturts, dogs, you know what scratch all of that I don't have a favorite animal.
Player: No wait, my favorite animal is ALL OF THEM?

AbsoluteTrash: YES MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS ALL OF THEM TOO!

Player: I don't have any patrons right now, but I had Helios just a few minutes ago.

AbsoluteTrash: Huh, I've never seen someone have Helios as a patron.

Player: My favorite AI is Helios, Hermes, Mors, Apollo, Nike, Eris, Hephaestus, honestly all of them.

AbsoluteTrash: HECK YES ALL OF THEM ARE TRASH AM I RIGHT?

Player: As for AIs I dislike it has to be Apollo, Hermes, Apollo, Somnus, Apollo, Mercury, Pan, Apollo, you know what, I HATE ALL OF THEM.

AbsoluteTrash: HECK YES ALL OF THEM ARE TRASH AM I RIGHT?

Player: As for the last question, all forms of Y, such as why would you ask that, a person shouldn't kiss and tell, I would not kiss a robot, and yes I would kiss a robot.

AbsoluteTrash: This is the best.

Player: So here are some of my questions, who are your patrons?

AbsoluteTrash: I have many patrons but I main Mors and Somnus, or Mors and Cronus.
AbsoluteTrash: Mainly the latter because infanticide is great.
AbsoluteTrash: THAT SOUNDS SO BAD.
AbsoluteTrash: INFANTICIDE IS HORRIBLE. WHAT I MEAN IS THE ATTACK INFANTICIDE IS PRETTY GREAT.
AbsoluteTrash: JEEZ THAT REALLY DOESN'T MAKE IT SOUND BETTER.
AbsoluteTrash: NO CHILDREN ARE HARMED OR ANYTHING IT'S JUST A NAME.

AbsoluteTrash: GRANTED THE POINT OF THE ATTACK IS TO SUMMON GHOSTS SO THOSE SORT OF HAD TO COME FROM SOMEWHERE.
AbsoluteTrash: AND IT IS CRONUS....
AbsoluteTrash: Lets just, call it all horrible and call it a day.
AbsoluteTrash: But yeah, I used to use Somnus more before the "update".
AbsoluteTrash: He used to be the most awesome joke character. Just a corgi.

AbsoluteTrash: Not a robot. Not a talking dog. Not a dude in a fursuit.
AbsoluteTrash: Just a happy adorable corgi wearing eyeware.
AbsoluteTrash: And it was awesome.

Player: How did you get Somnus and Mors as patrons, that seems impossible to do.

AbsoluteTrash: Trade secret, to get that sort of info you need to give me some info that'd I want.
AbsoluteTrash: You're playing Fortuna blind right?

Player: Blind?

AbsoluteTrash: Yeah, like playing it without reading any wikis or FAQ sites.
AbsoluteTrash: There are so many secrets in Fortuna that it's waaaaaay more fun to play it using word of mouth only.
AbsoluteTrash: Reading all the secrets online basically ruins most of the fun, but hearing a few from rumors from your friends is way more exciting.

Player: Huh, yeah I guess I'm sort of doing a blind run then.
Player:Odd question do you ever stay awake playing for a really long time?

AbsoluteTrash: I like to get to sleep at a reasonable time.
AbsoluteTrash: PFFFHAHAHAHAAHA! I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that. It is super late where I am and I'm still up.
AbsoluteTrash: Granted I'm sort of going to pass out right now.
AbsoluteTrash: So I'm going to need to talk to you laterways.

Player: Oh, ok.

AbsoluteTrash: We can talk Fortuna stuff later, cya!