Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Species: Blackdile name brand Coffee Maker
Job: Coffee Maker
General info/History: Appears to be a normal coffee maker. I decided to investigate it after a crewmember was murdered by it. The coffee maker is one of Kelda Zelshy's most treasured hoard items, only second to her #1 dad cup, as such Kelda does not allow anyone but herself to touch it. Unfortunately it is the only coffee maker on board.
Info: While Kelda is asleep I have been testing out the coffee maker. I have been taking the proper precautions to make sure I do not end up like our unfortunate crewmember. I will not be very detailed in the reports below due to certain matters but I have learned 3 things from the coffee maker.
Conclusion: 1. Asking it to make tea will cause it to emit beeps. I am unsure if this is any sort of code or if that is just what it is suppose to do when it cannot make what is requested.
2. The coffee maker can answer simple yes or no questions if the conditions are told to it. It will stop responding after awhile for unknown reasons.
3. As a reminder to myself, if faced with an intruder on board, ask if you may have black coffee with whipped cream. On the unlikely chance that they humor me then there will be quite a mess to clean up, the coffee machine will also break after the event. It is sad that our navigator's odd taste cause his death.
