Oh no....
Haha, that's a joke! Obviously that would be impossible, though affection can do the... IMPOSSIBLE. Don't even worry about those chumps' attachment to Helios, because I can CLEARLY see the better individual... right here.
You smile, you like this thing a lot more knowing it knows you're the better person, even if it seems it's still trying to flirt with you.
Your friend seems to be slowly giving up on getting you to open multiplayer. You feel bad for the guy but you really don't feel like running multiplayer now.