CowBoy: Ok so it's like this. Apollo is one of the most OP gods, if you buff him. So what you do is you buff the SHIT out of him.
CowBoy: He then becomes the "Sun God."
CowBoy: Then you try to beat the shit out of him.
CowBoy: Sounds simple but no one has been able to do it without cheating atleast lil.
CowBoy: I mean, that's a simplified telling of the run but it would take me awhile to explain it.

Player: Isn't he already a sun god?

CowBoy: Ok I was trying to avoid having to explain everything but I'll attempt this.
CowBoy: Nah, see "The Sun God" is like some unfinished boss or shit? Which makes it near impossible to beat.
CowBoy: He summons the plague which only leaves you with around 1000 years to beat his ass, which seems like a lot of time but it's still pretty impossible.

CowBoy: Are you still in the tutorial?
CowBoy: I mean if Apollo is in there he has to have been auto-killing your crew.
CowBoy: Never heard of the sun god spawning in the tutorial to be honest.

Player: No I sort of beat the tutorial. He only killed one crewmember.
Player: Also what do you mean around 1000 years, I was told I only had 542 years.

CowBoy: What?
CowBoy: How did Apollo not auto kill your crew???
CowBoy: I gotta tell AbsoluteTrash later about how you're a natural born Fortuna player. She is going to be either real pissed, or really happy.
CowBoy: I mean at that point looking at him too closely should have been melting your crew's faces off.
CowBoy: Ok wait, how does your Apollo look?

Player: He has a tv screen as a head, a long neck, a small body section, and 4 legs.

CowBoy: Dats fucking Hermes u asshole.

Player: No trust me, it's Apollo.

CowBoy: Ok so, you fucked up your game. Cause your universe is ending is waaaaay too soon for a new game, also your Hermes is Apollo?
CowBoy: Which is impossible?