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[Fortuna]

[Fortuna]

> Speak with best friend

Crimson

What is happening back there?........It sounds like.....a pile of pens just dropped down.

You drop in a few markers for Helios, though you have overdone it by a tad - to say the least. Either way, now it was time to speak to your best friend. You open the contact area and start it up.

Player: Hey CowBoy.
Player: Look I really like Fortuna and thanks and what not for getting it for me, but like....
Player: My tutorial wasn't very normal at all. What did you do?

CowBoy: What? Dude I'm busy, what are you talking about? Did Hermes decided to kick your shit?
CowBoy: Also why am I looking at a-
CowBoy: Nevermind, just remembered that we can't see each other's player ai icons until we get in a game together. Can't wait to show off my robot to you pal.

Player: Hermes?
Player: Isn't the tutorial guy Apollo?

CowBoy: Player......did you restart the game like I told you to?

Player: Well I did.
Player: But I sort of messed and well....
Player: Forgot to delete the Fortuna items I think? Look I barely know this game.
Player: Did I mess something up?

CowBoy: OH MAN. I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL THE FORTUNA CHAT ABOUT THIS.
CowBoy: One moment let me just scream in there about what you did.
CowBoy: Ok done.
CowBoy: Now don't blame me for what's going on, you didn't restart the game correctly. I was in the middle of a Sun God run.

Player: A what?
Player: What's a Sun God run?
Player: I have a feeling this isn't going to be anything good.

CowBoy: LOL NOPE.
CowBoy: YOU'RE FUCKED.

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