Apollo v1

Seeing as there was such a bad roll on this planet we have ourselves in a situation where there's a killer bird slamming down on this very town, buuuuut this is also pretty normal so unless we get really unlucky we're not going to be killed by a giant bird today, no sir! Here's all you need to know about luck. Big numbers good, small numbers bad. Roll a one and you're as good as dead!