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ALMS FOR THE POOR
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Jesus
2024-12-19 15:53:33
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"What do you think about this?"
Jesus holds out a painting for his dan'gersign to see.
Jesus holds out a painting for his dan'gersign to see.

Chrisleprae
2024-12-19 15:54:55
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"I don't know what he said, but I think it looks amazing, Jesus!"

Chrisleprae
2024-12-19 15:55:05
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"My paintings never come out as well, though....."

Jesus
2024-12-19 15:55:25
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Jesus eyes the painting that Chrisleprae has created.

Jesus
2024-12-19 15:55:38
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"I believe it is lovely. I understand your sentiment, but you should not compare the miracles you can create to those of others. They cannot do what you can."

Chrisleprae
2024-12-19 15:56:00
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Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:30:15
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"Yeah, you say that, but you're literally Jesus! You can do anything!"

Jesus
2024-12-19 15:56:23
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Jesus grips his cross in thought. He's never too fast with his words, as he processes every word he makes a hundred times in his head. He looks at his own painting, wondering if it is what "perfection" is.

Chrisleprae
2024-12-19 15:57:21
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Posted by ID #25
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"It's the Lord's Supper! Does this mean Satan's back?"

Satan
2024-12-19 15:57:49
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Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:31:35
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A caravan of thornheads plod behind Satan. Each one helping to transport a cargo of supplies.
"BE NOT AFRAID. The angel of THE LORD is back! GOD IS GOOD. With the trust I have put into HIM, He has returned to me my reward!"
"BE NOT AFRAID. The angel of THE LORD is back! GOD IS GOOD. With the trust I have put into HIM, He has returned to me my reward!"

Maggy
2024-12-19 15:58:00
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"N-No way! God actually got the notails to chill out?"

Satan
2024-12-19 15:58:13
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"Not quite....."

Satan
2024-12-19 15:58:29
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"On my mission to the notails, I came across a SIGN from THE LORD. A white LAMB that must have been sent by HIM."

Satan
2024-12-19 15:58:44
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"The lamb told me, DO NOT WORRY, FOR I AM THE SYMBOL YOU HAVE AWAITED. He has provided me food and drink, as well as currency to assist with our cause."

Satan
2024-12-19 15:58:57
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Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:33:19
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"The lamb wishes to expand our forces into the city of Lo'aith and build a church so others may hear HIS WORD."

Jesus
2024-12-19 15:59:20
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"Thank you, my angel, Satan. Your faith shall be the redemption of our cause, and the first steps to recovery."
Jesus inspects the supplies.
Jesus inspects the supplies.

Peter
2024-12-19 15:59:37
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"I must hand it to you, Satan, I didn't believe you could do it."

Satan
2024-12-19 15:59:51
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"THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A COWARD, PETER."

Peter
2024-12-19 16:00:05
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"................."

Satan
2024-12-19 16:00:18
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"THE LORD will save us in our darkest times, should we believe. SO IT IS FORTOLD."

Satan
2024-12-19 16:00:43
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"'Truly I tell you, people will be forgiven for their sins and whatever blasphemies they utter; but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit can never have forgiveness!' - Mark 3:28—30"

Satan
2024-12-19 16:01:01
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"How many more times will you see HIM BEFORE YOU and turn your head away? One, two? Three times, Peter?"

James Drakken
2024-12-19 16:01:18
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"Three times, I think that is correct."

Peter
2024-12-19 16:01:31
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Peter sighs, not wanting to be involved in this game.
"I'll try not to do it again, Satan."
"I'll try not to do it again, Satan."

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:01:49
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Jesus finishes checking the large supply pile.
"There's more than enough for us in here."
"There's more than enough for us in here."

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:01:57
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"We should go to Lo'aith to donate the rest."

James Drakken
2024-12-19 16:02:13
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Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:34:29
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"But we just got supplies.... it has been so long since I've had a full meal."

Peter
2024-12-19 16:02:31
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"Jesus, I understand you wish to donate to the people, but...."

Peter
2024-12-19 16:02:50
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"The people of Lo'aith have left us to starve when we asked them for supplies. Surely the town of Lo'aith can feed its own homeless."

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:03:04
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"The people of Lo'aith have acted with poor intentions to us."

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:03:24
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"But we must ignore their aggression, and continue to assist when we can. Once we have our fill, our wealth should be shared with those in worse conditions than us."

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:03:45
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Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:35:27
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"If, as you say, Peter, the city of Lo'aith cannot be trusted to feed those who beg, hungry at their doors, then we should not trust them to feed the homeless of even their own kind."

Peter
2024-12-19 16:04:07
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Peter sighs in frustration.
"I understand. So be it." He mumbles an "I guess" under his breath.
"I understand. So be it." He mumbles an "I guess" under his breath.

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:04:26
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"Joyous! Let us split the supplies and head to the city."

James Drakken
2024-12-19 16:04:55
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"Jesus, that is honorable of you, but you know the notails still lurk in the shadows, yes? Should you head into the city of Lo'aith, they may take you away, or worse."

James Drakken
2024-12-19 16:05:04
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"It is best for you to stay here."

Satan
2024-12-19 16:05:31
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"My Lord, do not worry. I, YOUR ANGEL, Satan, shall act in YOUR stead and not only deliver YOUR word as YOU state, but also deliver the supplies to those in need."

St.Abeegail
2024-12-19 16:05:56
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Abeegail pokes her head out and buzzes around the caravan of thornheads with excitement, "Praise the lord and bee thankful! We got supplies!"

St.Abeegail
2024-12-19 16:06:12
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Abeegail buzzes forth before the group with her hands behind her back and balancing on her tippy toes, "I didn't have any doubts that something grand would come our way eventually. If not, I would have marched out there myself and gotten everyone a feast of honey!"

St.Abeegail
2024-12-19 16:06:26
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"Everyone likes honey!"

James Drakken
2024-12-19 16:06:41
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"If I have to eat more honey I will puke, I am sure of it."

Satan
2024-12-19 16:07:09
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"Thank you, Abeegail, for your FAITH. Unlike SOME NON-BELIEVERS, you are TRUE AND HONEST to THE LORD."

Maggy
2024-12-19 16:07:27
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"You should say 'Non-Beelievers.'"

St.Abeegail
2024-12-19 16:08:04
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"Thank you, Satan. You guys about to go on some adventures? Oh! Can I come?"

Satan
2024-12-19 16:08:44
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"I wish to go in the stead of MY LORD, but it is up to HIM and HIM ALONE to decide."
Satan kneels on one knee.
"Please, MY LORD. Let me stand in YOUR place."
Satan kneels on one knee.
"Please, MY LORD. Let me stand in YOUR place."

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:09:12
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Jesus hoists Satan up from his kneel.
"No need to be so formal, my angel. I understand all of your fears. As such, while I wish to be there to oversee the donations of food to the people, I shall let you go."
"No need to be so formal, my angel. I understand all of your fears. As such, while I wish to be there to oversee the donations of food to the people, I shall let you go."

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:09:27
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:42:36
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"I only ask one thing, you must take Peter with you, as well."

Peter
2024-12-19 16:09:47
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Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:42:52
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"W-Wh- Jesus, please! I would, uh, be better off here, working."

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:10:05
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"I am sorry, Peter, but I sense hostility between you and Satan."

Jesus
2024-12-19 16:10:18
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"I believe you both would benefit from seeing the other work for the betterment of us all."

Maggy
2024-12-19 16:10:29
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"And Ms. B will make sure to break up any fights."

St.Abeegail
2024-12-19 16:10:47
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Abeegail puts her knuckles on her hips and sways them side to side, "Nothing like handing over blankets and food to the homeless to make two fellow men of faith get closer."

St.Abeegail
2024-12-19 16:11:06
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"Besides! You could use a walk to see the sights and get some sunlight. We could get some local tea even, while we spread the good faith and kindness among our fellow man."

Satan
2024-12-19 16:11:27
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:43:46
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"Then so it shall be, that we three shall follow THE LORD'S WORD. Gather your supplies, Peter, and let us act as THE LORD would."

Peter
2024-12-19 16:11:47
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Peter grits his teeth.
"Yes. Let's."
"Yes. Let's."
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