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PRAISE THE COIN
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2024-12-19 15:21:01
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2024-12-23 18:38:36

Looking around, you find what you thought was the church of the Christians. Entering in, you find a sleek surrounding. The walls of wires shift ever so slightly. You approach the shopkeeper.

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2024-12-19 15:22:59
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:20:08
"Well, well, well. Praise the Lord!"
"We got ourselves a live one here. Are you here to praise our lord and savior?"
"HA!"
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2024-12-19 15:23:54
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:20:40
"That's just a joke. Let's be honest, nothing is more important than money in a place like this. Honestly, I can barely remember the name of the guy we're supposed to be praising."
Zookeeper
2024-12-19 15:24:18
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:21:20
"Anyway, I'm pretty sure that guy said something like, 'Uhhh, be merry and wealthy' or something."
Zookeeper
2024-12-19 15:24:33
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:21:07
"So, if you're interested, you can buy rare pets in this location."
"We got mutations and animals you could never expect!"
"But we're not a charity......"
"We just pay taxes like one."
"You'll have to pay for these pets. Check around. One of our hunters might be open and ready for you!"
"But if you're looking for something special....-"
"Zookeeper, where the fuck did Skipper and Collector go?"
"Woops, looks like I have to go."
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2024-12-19 15:26:40
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Posted by ID #25
Last edit: 2024-12-19 15:26:54
"Uh, what am I supposed to say? The force be with you? The force of God be with you! Bye!"
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