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A PLAN FOR THE AGES▼
A PLAN FOR THE AGES
2024-12-12 16:57:26
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Posted by ID #2
Last edit: 2025-03-20 14:14:53
2024-12-12 20:19:48
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:20:13
[Layton Brothers: Mystery Room - Track 4 (Investigation)]
Sleeper
"Got the wisest minds in the universe workin' on this case."
Sleeper
"No-vember is upon us, and we gotta capitalize on it."
Sleeper
"So, tell me, what's the plan?"
Zookeeper
2024-12-12 20:22:44
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:22:55
"I would not personally consider Collector "one of the wisest minds in the universe!"
Collector
2024-12-12 20:23:25
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:49:08
"I'd usually be offended, but actually being called smart is extremely stressful!"
Sleeper
"You punks are all I have to work with, no one answered my advertisement!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-12 20:24:41
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:25:08
"That is because your advertisement was subpar and unengaging!"
Sleeper
"Oh really now, you hunk of junk! Tell me what was so subpar about it."
Zookeeper
2024-12-12 20:26:34
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:44:35
""I am hoping to destroy the Notail Union.""
Collector
2024-12-12 20:26:59
Collector Profile
Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:45:26
""This job has major risks.""
Zookeeper
2024-12-12 20:29:27
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:45:11
""Death is extremely probable!""
Sleeper
"That's not too bad! There's some anarchist punk out there who'd love that shit!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-12 20:30:49
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:44:51
""Payment is in exposure.""
Collector
2024-12-12 20:31:12
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:49:44
"Yeah, that might be what got them."
Sleeper
"What, these idiots don't want the exposure a god can give them?"
Zookeeper
"Everyone thinks your claim to godhood is a sign of motor skill degradation!"
Sleeper
2024-12-12 20:53:21
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:50:09
"Mmmph, I'd go on the streets and get someone but that shit is too much work..."
2024-12-12 20:55:01
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 20:55:13

KNOCK KNOCK

Sleeper
2024-12-12 20:55:58
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:50:18
"Well, would you look at that! Someone is here for the job!"
Zookeeper
2024-12-12 20:56:17
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:03:14
"Whoever is behind that door does not value their life or a valid income source!"
Collector
2024-12-12 20:56:51
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:03:00
"I'd be behind that door but I already gave up ages ago!"

The Sleeper opens the door.

[Dual Destinies OST: 1-33 Lively People]
Sleeper
2024-12-12 20:58:31
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:02:44
"Wah-"
O-2
2024-12-12 20:58:48
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:02:33
"Greetings. :D"
Zookeeper
2024-12-12 20:59:00
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:02:23
"I was right!"
Sleeper
2024-12-12 20:59:49
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:02:12
"So, you came right to the dragon's den to fight me head on, have you? You notail punks are ballsy, I'll give you that."
O-2
2024-12-12 21:00:14
O-2 Profile
Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:02:02
"??????????"
Sleeper
2024-12-12 21:00:33
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:01:52
"You better be ready to meet your end, idiot."
O-2
2024-12-12 21:01:12
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:01:42
"Like a ship with no mast, your assumptions of the world have no impact on where you will go. :D"
Sleeper
2024-12-12 21:13:07
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:13:31
"You speaking tourist or some shit?"
O-2
"Let us try this interaction again, shall we? :D" O-2 shuts the door and knocks.
Sleeper
"............." The Sleeper opens the door. "What sort of games are you playin', notail?"
O-2
2024-12-12 21:14:40
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:14:49
"I want a job. :D"
Sleeper
"Are you stupid?"
O-2
"My intelligence is as vast and deep as the ocean. There are reefs of activity but most of it remains empty, yet ever calm. :D"
Sleeper
"What?"
O-2
"..........................................................................."
O-2
2024-12-12 21:16:09
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:51:01
"I suppose 'yes' will work. :D"
Sleeper
2024-12-12 21:16:22
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:16:32
"This job is to destroy the Notail Union!"
O-2
"Yeah. :D"
Sleeper
"You.....you're an O-class!"
O-2
"I can read. :D"
Sleeper
"Are you fuckin' high?!"
O-2
"Yeah. :D"
O-2
2024-12-12 21:18:15
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:18:31
"You want some? :D"
O-2
"I know what you're thinking-"
Sleeper
"What strain is that?"
O-2
"Why would an O-class want to destroy-"
O-2
2024-12-12 21:20:08
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 21:20:18
"I guess I do not actually know what you're thinking..... :D"
Zookeeper
"I think we need to focus on this amazing investment opportunity!"
Sleeper
"Right, lets hear what this piebald morph freak has to say."
O-2
Maybe she should just leave now and go back to dealing with her meeting with a bunch of animals....
O-2
"The burden of the world stands on my shoulders. Tiredness grips me from all angles. To be free from the net of fate, to leap through the seas without burden, bliss. :D"
Zookeeper
"Translation: "Work bad! Can't leave job!""
O-2
"Do you people....understand art? TvT"
Zookeeper
"................................................"
Collector
".................................................................."
Sleeper
"I took a life drawing class once."
O-2
"I am leaving. :D"
Sleeper
"Hold up."
O-2
"Goodbye. I have been cured of my disgruntledness over my job. :D"

O-2 closes the door on her way out.

Sleeper
"Whatever, it was a trap for sure anyway!"
Zookeeper
"By my calculations there was only a 15% chance of it being a trap!"
Sleeper
"I got a better idea from that governmental punk."
Sleeper
"You folks know about "bliss high?""
Collector
"I have never touched a drug in my life, Skipper keeps doing all of them before I can get there."
Zookeeper
"I only pretend to do massive amounts of cocaine for team bonding!"
Sleeper
2024-12-12 22:21:55
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 22:22:06
"Bliss High is what we give capture creatures to make 'em tamed."
Sleeper
"The shit is filled with parasites that make you docile as shit."
Sleeper
"They get in your brain and suddenly you can't stop loving your caretaker."
Sleeper
"So, what if we made a little holiday of sort where folks will gobble up our treats."
Zookeeper
"We're going to put parasites in food and feed them to the masses so they'll become addicted!"
Sleeper
"Shut it, Zookeeper!"
Zookeeper
Zookeeper turns off.
Sleeper
2024-12-12 22:30:24
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:52:44
"No, not that type of shut, turn back on, but shut your damn money whore mouth."
Zookeeper
Zookeeper turns on.
Sleeper
"So my plan is, we infect the area with Bliss High and get people throwing themselves at our feet, begging to give us their money!"
Sleeper
"Guess it's not destroyin' the Union but you know what, fuck the Union, all I want is more money in my wallet, and I think I'm ready to get myself a new cult."
Collector
"I thought the people who paid you rent on all those planets you keep making us take over were your cult."
Sleeper
"I thought so too, but they never praise me. In fact, they keep cursing me or some shit."
Zookeeper
"Might it be because the rent is too high?"
Sleeper
2024-12-12 22:33:18
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:53:18
"Nah, it can't be. Gotta be something else. Like they want new pools or something."
Zookeeper
"Two pools per building, that'll raise the property value!"
Sleeper
"Heh! More reasons to charge em' more!"
Zookeeper
"Collector and Skipper might just go homeless again! Imagine that!"
Collector
"Sleeper have mercy on me!"
Sleeper
"We'll see about that..."
Sleeper
2024-12-12 22:39:47
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2025-11-18 18:53:55
"Anyway, the only issue is that there's limits on how much Bliss High you can buy. You buy too much and suddenly the coppers are askin' questions like "Do you really have enough capture creatures for this?" and "You're not some addict eating blort food, are you?'''
Sleeper
"But there's a way around this. We get other people to get the Bliss High for us."
Collector
"Right....but how are we going to make a bunch of people do a highly ethically dubious activity without calling the cops?"
Zookeeper
"Collector! We'll just do what we always do!"
Zookeeper
"You there."
2024-12-12 22:41:49
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-13 06:12:27
Zookeeper shakes a capsule.
Zookeeper
"You want this? You gotta have it."
Collector
("Who is he talking to?")
Sleeper
("The poor bot, he accidently saw his own retlection in the mirror and is trying to sell this offer to it.")
Zookeeper
"All you have to do....is bring us the capture creature treats. Every treat equals a ticket."
Zookeeper
"So the more treats you bring, the higher a chance you have to win."
Zookeeper
"So get out there and start collecting some capture creature candy!"
Sleeper
"Amazing sell, Zookeeper!" Sleeper picks up Zookeeper and sets him outside.
Sleeper
"But the consumers are out there."
Zookeeper
Zookeeper immediately spots another person and scuttles towards them. "You there."
Sleeper
"That's my boy! The Creator can really make them, can't he!"
Sleeper
"As for you, you better get shaking those legs. Rent will be due."
Collector
2024-12-12 22:52:29
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Posted by ID #69
Last edit: 2024-12-12 22:52:51
"God and the landlord have no mercy!"
To Be Continued
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