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CHEESE MUSEUM
[Graffiti Kingdom Soundtrack 05- A hill looking over windmills]
Helen
2024-12-19 12:53:59
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2024-12-19 13:13:28
"Lo'Aith is so pretty!"
"I never thought I'd be interested in a museum of cheese before!"
Classless-7
2024-12-19 12:54:28
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:00:41
"Personally, the amount of products that can be made with the milk of a once pregnant animal is unsettling. :U"
Helen
2024-12-19 12:55:11
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:01:31
"I will admit the gallery of species cheeses seemed pretty cool at first, but when you think about it, aftik cheese is kind of unsettling. I mean, aftiks don't even produce milk! What is it made out of?"
Classless-7 whispers something to Helen.
Helen
2024-12-19 12:57:32
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2024-12-19 13:08:16
"..................................................."
Helen
2024-12-19 12:57:47
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:01:58
"I forgot aftik vomit is called milk. I don't want to talk about the cheese museum anymore, Mr. Classless-7."
"I suppose on the positive side, the cheese museum will cease to exist if the recent conflict in this town isn't solved. :V"
Helen
2024-12-19 12:58:36
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2024-12-19 13:14:49
"That's why I wanted to visit this city!"
"It's slightly dire to be visiting at a time like this, don't you think?"
Helen
2024-12-19 12:59:19
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:02:41
"Yeah, but I REALLY, REALLY wanted to visit Lo'Aith! If it gets destroyed, then I'll never be able to see it."
Helen
2024-12-19 12:59:29
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:03:03
"So, while it may be a little dire.... it's really all we could do!"
Classless-7
2024-12-19 13:00:03
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:03:30
"I just hope my colleagues don't get me involved. The locals are already shooting daggers at me. I doubt they think I'm just a tourist. =V"
Helen
2024-12-19 13:00:28
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2024-12-19 13:15:19
"It doesn't help that you're actually a high official, Mr. Classless 7."
Helen
2024-12-19 13:00:49
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 20:04:17
"But, let's not think about that right now. Let's talk snacks! Hey Heraculunkulus, mind getting us some snacks from the store?"
"Sure, do you want the usual crackers with ch-"
Helen
2024-12-19 13:09:17
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:03:57
"Don't get me anything with cheese, please. It's too soon."
"Right. I'll figure out something."
Classless-7
2024-12-19 13:17:35
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:04:27
"If they sell fire extinguishers, this might be the best time to pick up one, as well. :U"
"Heard. I'll meet you back at the ship."
The group splits from Cheater. He roams the streets to find a suitable shop. He finds one called Treats & Beats. "Snacks and music? Sounds perfect." Cheater enters the shop.
[Secret of Mana - Danger (Don't drink the Spicy Mana)]
"Why is boss music playing in-"
2024-12-19 13:19:57
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Posted by ID #87
Last edit: 2024-12-19 13:20:28
=========BO55 ?!?@#?$?$=========
hp: 99999999999999999999999999999 / 0
"Uh. We got a problem, players."
PiPython
2024-12-19 13:21:09
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:06:40
"That's...... not normal."
"Cheater, kill it."
"> set hp nearest-entity 0"
"??@H?$%^&*i#?##?#"
"................................"
"Sorry, must have done the command wrong."
"> delete nearest-entity"
"SSS??????????????????????????????"
"Cheater, are you deleting some other nearby entity?"
"> count entities location here"
Cheater
2024-12-19 13:24:52
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 20:09:15
"There's only one entity in this room, and it's me."
"Ssooooooooooooo&*(?"
"But I thought the only thing you can't target is the Neo!"
"I'd run."
"> move entity "Cheater" location playership1"
Helen
2024-12-19 13:27:16
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Posted by ID #74
Last edit: 2025-09-13 19:07:43
Cheater is teleported to Helen's and Classless-7's ship, just as they're both walking through the door.

"Woah, you got here faster than us...."
"> set morale 100 Entity AI-Cheater"
"Sorry, I forgot to ask if Classless-7 is allergic to chocolates."
"I'm not."
"Don't listen to him, he is!"
END OF EXPO
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