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BASICALLY HOMELESS▼
BASICALLY HOMELESS
[Pokemon FireRed & LeafGreen OST - Welcome to the World of Pokémon!]

Two fellows are on the hunt. Neither of them care much for all this "corporate takeover" and "prisoner's grief." They're on the hunt for a rare blort.

"Sniff sniff..."

Football the mallon has picked up a few tracks the rare blort could have gone!

One is towards the castle. Seems the blort might be hanging around the unicorn garden.

The next track is into the alleyways of the city. The blort must have found trash to eat!

The final track is into the wasteland. The mallon is smelling a whole herd of creatures, which could be deadly!

Taska
2024-12-16 09:20:37
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:22:53
"So, G-Class, where do you suppose we go to find that blort? I'm leaning towards either the castle or the alleys, wastelands are dangerous."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:22:39
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:47:14
"Hmmm... I think we should head for the alleys personally."
Taska
"Hmm. Dogs do like to eat trash, and who knows what trash heaven is hiding in those alleys. Sounds like a good idea, let's go then."

The two head out to the alleyways of the city. They pass many holy interns and even a few normal aliens. The area has become quite a tourist attraction!

Slipping into the backstreets where the towers are only "half formed" the group finally finds the blort!

"Arf arf!"

Zookeeper
The blort is watching Zookeeper focus on a piece of art drawn on a wall.
Gangster
2024-12-16 09:25:29
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:26:33
"Good job tracking him down mutt. Lets steal this bot."
Taska
"Fancy seeing you here. What are you up to this time?" Taska asks casually, as if they had not taken part in the goat stealing scheme previously.
Gangster
The mafleece throws his cigar to the ground in annoyance.

"What's it to you, idiot. I'm just a kindly ole mafleece walking a robot back home. Nothing else, buddy. Don't make me send my blort after you."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:26:46
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:47:32
The G-Class follows behind, a bit confused with the relations between the two. "Wait.. Do you know them?"
Gangster
"Seriously, he's useless."
Gangster rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

The blort then hits the floor and wiggles his long body to show excitement, it seems he wants to play!

Gangster
"Useless, like I said."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:27:56
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:48:16
"Aw, I wouldn't say useless..." He peers at the dog wiggling on the floor, "He's clearly serving the use of being adorable!"
Taska
"Useless, I think, is subjective." Taska offers their capsule to the blort to play with. "Maybe it's useless for whatever you're attempting but it seems like it would be rather great as a companion."
Taska rolls a 20 sided die. A 4 is rolled.

Taska throws the capsule at the blort. The capsule bounces off the blort head with a hallow noise. The blort doesn't even seem to have noticed the event.

Gangster
"See what I said? Useless mutt."
Zookeeper
The capsule rolls over to Zookeeper, breaking him out of his trance.

"Well, well what do we have here?"
Zookeeper
Zookeeper looks at the small gathering of people.

"Actually...what is happening here?"
Taska
"Blort discussion of utmost importance, clearly."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:29:11
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:48:23
"Just some simple blort discussion. What are you exactly doing here?"
Zookeeper
"Partaking in urban art."
Zookeeper
"Do you wish to join me on such a magical tour?"
Zookeeper
"We can look at such art as!"
Zookeeper
"Handwriting that says "Kiss my ass!""
Zookeeper
"Jawdropping works of "big media character pissing.""
Zookeeper
"And who can forget some of the best of the best! Writing your name in big fat letters!"
Zookeeper
"They're so lovely........"
Zookeeper
"If only I could just........... just......"
Taska
"Truly magnificent art indeed. I can see why you'd be partaking in it."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:30:36
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The G-Class takes a look at the art that the bot was looking at, and looks back at them a little confused. "As much as I'd like to join in doing that, I'm a tad bit more focused on the little fella over there."
Zookeeper
"What could possibly hold more artistic value than an image of a popular video game character smoking a blunt?"
Taska
"I like cute dogs. Maybe a bit more than a depiction of a popular video game character smoking a blunt."
Zookeeper
"A blort holds no artistic value!"
Zookeeper
"Look at this thing!" Zookeeper holds up the blort.

"You call this mutt, art?"
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:31:35
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Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:48:35
"Yeah I do find the art..... Interesting. The dog seems to be a lot more interesting, with its fluffy little body!"
Taska
"It may not be particularly artistic in nature, but that doesn't particularly matter to me."
Zookeeper
"Really? Strange! Tell me what value this mutt has to you."
Gangster
"That's my mutt!"
Zookeeper
"Quiet, you're not part of the conversation."
Gangster
"If you idiots want my mutt, you're going to either pay up, or take it over my dead body!"
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:33:18
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:48:41
"You clearly dont respect your dog though? I don't see why you're fighting to keep it if it's useless..."
Taska
"G-Class I want this dog. I will pay if I have to."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:33:42
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:48:47
"I want this dog too. And would resort to a lot of means to have it."
Gangster
"You want my piece of junk, which means my junk has value. You know what they say. One notail's trash, is the union's treasure."
Zookeeper
"A lot of means to get it hmmmmmm?"
Zookeeper
"I'll assist you, if you pay me afterwards!~"
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:34:38
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:48:56
"How we feeling about that offer Taska? I'm not the best at making the most best decisions."
Taska
2024-12-16 09:34:51
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:35:05
"Hmm... How about this; we can see if we have what the mafleeca wants, and if not, the robot can help us. That fine?"
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:34:44
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:49:03
"Sounds fine with me! But wait, what exactly is the price that the robot wants us to pay..."
Taska
"Good question."
Gangster
"I'm standing right here while you tell me the ins and outs of how you plan on betraying me. Real smooth."
Gangster
"Turn out your pockets, let's see those points."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:36:13
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:49:09
"......."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:36:58
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2025-11-17 20:08:38
"Will do." The G-Class does as told.
Taska
"Got it." Taska does as told.
Taska rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.

Taska pulls out a bunch of points!

2024-12-16 09:37:06
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:50:32
G-Class rolls a 20 sided die. A 16 is rolled.
Gangster
"Looks like enough points for me. You take the mutt, I take the points. We'll all be happy here, now won't we?"
Taska
"Sounds good."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:38:05
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:49:20
"That's fine with me as well."
Zookeeper
"................................................You're seriously just going to accept being robbed?"
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:38:28
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:49:25
"Well what exactly was your offer? You never told us."
Gangster
The mafleece takes the money.

"Pleasure doing business."
Gangster
2024-12-16 09:39:03
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:39:24
The blort tries to follow the mafleece as he leaves, but he pushes the blort away with his hoof.

"Get out, I don't need you anymore. Ruined my plans anyway."

The blort, rejected, looks back at the group with sad empty puppy blort eyes. He does not understand what is happening.

Taska
"C'mere pal." Taska beckons the blort. "C'mon boy!"
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:39:46
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Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:49:31
"Oh dear, it'll be okay little guy!"
2024-12-16 09:39:54
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Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:50:06
G-Class rolls a 20 sided die. A 6 is rolled.

The blort doesn't understand anything and continues to weep.

Zookeeper
"Big media character pissing is really looking like an exciting masterpiece right about now compared to this blort."
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:40:22
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:49:36
"Enough with the big media character while pissing. Even if our dog is a little sad, it holds value to us. Art is subjective anyways."
Taska
Taska simply ignores Zookeeper and moves to console !! That !! Blort !! Pets, perhaps?
Zookeeper
"I'd like to see this blort do anything but fail."
Taska rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

The blort is being pet.....it appears to be indifferent? The two can't tell so more pets are tossed in.

Taska rolls a 20 sided die. A 10 is rolled.

MORE PETS ARE REQUIRED TO FIGURE OUT IF THE BLORT IS OK WITH THIS.

Taska rolls a 20 sided die. An 18 is rolled.

The blort finally realizes it's getting love and affection. It stops crying and- oh wait no, it's still crying, but these are tears of joy!

At least, both of them hope.

G-Class
2024-12-16 09:42:11
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:48:10
"If it makes you even more happy, we can eat trash together......"

The blort loves trash.

Taska
"G-Class I think this fella was worth the purchase. You both get to eat trash together!"
G-Class
2024-12-16 09:42:47
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Posted by ID #107
Last edit: 2024-12-16 09:49:42
"Would you like to join us in eating out of the garbage?"
Zookeeper
"......................"
Zookeeper
"This is why I solved poverty and yet the poor people cannot be stopped in their madness."
2024-12-16 09:43:03
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And so three friends spent the rest of the day eating trash.

The end.
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